Pole Baker: A NovelHarben, Will N. (Will Nathaniel)
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Pole Baker: A Novel
Harben, Will N. (Will Nathaniel)
Georgia -- Fiction
“Do you think so, Nelson? Well, anyway, a biggity nigger waiter tried
to take me down once when I was here, about a year ago. I'd heard a good
deal o' talk about that fine eatin'-room down the street whar only the
big Ikes git the'r grub, an', wantin' a snack, I drapped in an' hung
up my hat. The head coon tuck me to a table whar some other fellows was
eatin', an' another one made me a present of a handkerchief an' shoved
a card under my nose. The card had lots o' Dutch on it, an' I was kinder
flustered, but as the nigger looked like he understood our language, I
told 'im to never mind the printin' but to fetch me two fried eggs an'
a cup o' coffee an' free bread, ef he had it, an' ef not to charge it
in the bill. Well, sir, after I'd give the order, the coon still stood
thar, tryin' his level best to turn up his flat nose; so I axed 'im
what he was waitin' fer, an' he sneered an' axed me ef that was all I
expected to eat. I told 'im it was, an', with a grin at the coon at the
next table, he shuffled off. Well, you know, I was hot under the collar,
an' I seed that the other men at the table looked like they was with
me, though they didn't chip in. Purty soon my waiter come back with my
order, an', with a sniff, he set it down. It looked like he thought jest
to be a lackey in a fine house like that was next to wearin' wings an'
flyin' over golden streets. He axed me ag'in ef that was all I wanted,
an' when I said it was he give another sniff, an' drawed out a pad an'
writ down twenty-five cents on it in great big figures, an' tore off the
leaf an' drapped it in front o' my plate. 'Mighty small bill,' he said.
'Yes,' said I, 'that order 'ud 'a' cost fifty cents in a _fust-class_
place, but I was busy an' didn't have time to go any furder.' Well, sir,
them men in front o' me jest hollered. They banged on the table with
the'r knives an' plates, an' yelled till everybody in the room stood up
to see what was the matter. One big, fat, jolly-faced man with a red,
bushy mustache in front of me re'ched his paw clean across the table an'
said: 'Put 'er thar, white man; damn it, put 'er thar!' I tuck a drink
with 'im when we went out. He tried to buy me a five-dollar hat to
remember 'im by, but I wouldn't take it.”
Floyd laughed heartily. He had finished dressing. “Did you finally get
it settled in your mind, Pole, why that old man didn't want to take my
check last night?”
“Thar's a lots o' things I've got to git settled in my mind,” was the
somewhat evasive reply. “I told you I was goin' to take the ten-thirty
train fer Darley, but I ain't a-goin' a step till I've seed a little
furder into this business. Looky' here, Nelson Floyd, fer a man that's
had as much dealin's with men in all sorts o' ways as you have, you are
a-actin' quar.”
“I don't understand you.” Floyd had put his hand on the latch to open
the door, but, seeing his friend's serious face, he went back to the
window wondering what Pole was driving at.
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