Chiswick (London, England) -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Terrace houses -- Fiction
Mr. Brooke-Hoskyn did his best to wither him with a look. Then he
resumed. "Brooke, says he—Brooke, my boy"—just like that—all craned
forward: they must not miss the point—"it’s a very warm night." His
audience waited. Yes? The rest of the story? He looked from one to
the other a little uncomfortably. When they found nothing more was
coming they turned to each other, puzzled. Could this be all? Was their
perspicacity at fault? or where was the joke? The Admiral, bolder than
the rest, gave voice to the general feeling. "H’m. I don’t see much in
that."
[Illustration: THEN HE RESUMED. "BROOKE," SAYS HE,—"BROOKE, MY
BOY,"—JUST LIKE THAT]
"Nobody ever suspected you of having a sense of humour," said Mr.
Brooke-Hoskyn, severely. However, he felt that his first effort had not
been the success he had hoped for, and he tried again. "Ah!"—said he,
brightening up, "and my friend, H.R.H. the P. of W.!" He uttered the
cabalistic letters with a mixture of mystery and airy familiarity.
There was an awed "Oh-h!" from all his hearers except Sir Peter. The
latter exclaimed impatiently, "Your friend who?"
The reply came with crushing weight. "His Royal Highness the Prince of
Wales, sir!" The Admiral reeled under the shock of this broadside.
Mrs. Poskett leant forward eagerly. "What did the dear Prince say? My
poor husband knew him well," she explained. "When Mr. Alderman Poskett
was Sheriff, the dear Prince frequently dined with the Corporation, and
many ’s the time he said to Poskett, ’Mr. Sheriff, you must be
knighted,’ but Poskett went and died—"
Mr. Brooke-Hoskyn was annoyed. He was being interrupted, which is a
thing intolerable, and his own anecdote was being supplanted. He held
up a deprecatory hand. "It was not so much what he said," he explained,
"as his manner of saying it. Just:—’Ah, Brooke!’—but oh! the elegance!
Oh, the condescension!"
Sir Peter broke out with, "Well, of all the—!"
But Madame stopped him with a touch on his arm. "Do you ever make
speeches, Mr. Brooke-Hoskyn?" she asked sweetly.
The great man looked at her with something like suspicion. For a moment
he was undeniably flustered. But he mastered himself with an effort and
replied with a fair assumption of carelessness, "Short ones, Ma’am.
Frequent, but short. I have proposed the health of many gentlemen of
distinction."
"How clever you must be!" cried Ruth, admiringly.
"Oh—!" protested Mr. Brooke-Hoskyn, with exquisite modesty.
Madame pointed to the river, now gleaming in the afterglow. "How
strangely empty the Walk looks without our fisherman!"
"I was wondering what I missed," said Basil, "of course! The Eyesore!"
"He leaves a blank," added Ruth.
Marjolaine laughed. "He was a sort of statue."
Mrs. Poskett confided tearfully to her tea-cup. "The Walk is not the
Walk without him."
Sir Peter was genuinely astonished. "Why, he tried to drown your cat,
Ma’am!"
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