Chiswick (London, England) -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Terrace houses -- Fiction
What was the Admiral to do? Was he to leave the flag up, contrary to
all precedent? That was unthinkable. On the other hand was he to offer
himself as a target for Mrs. Poskett’s sarcasms? Yet again, was he to
show the white feather in the presence of the enemy? No! He’d be hanged
if he would. He slapped himself on the chest to give himself courage,
and came down the steps. "Cheer up, my hearty!" he cried; and then he
hummed what he thought was the tune of "Oh! dear! what can the matter
be?" and began hauling down the flag.
Meanwhile Mrs. Poskett had sidled casually along the railings, as if she
were going nowhere in particular and didn’t mind when she got there. But
she timed herself carefully, so that she was close to Sir Peter just as
he was entangled in the lines.
"Admiral!" she said, very gently.
"Ma’am?" growled he, continuing to extricate himself.
"Why do you force me to address you?" she asked reproachfully, and with
great dignity.
Sir Peter was taken aback. "Me! Force you! Gobblessmysoul!" he
exclaimed, "Well, I’m—"
"For your own good," said Mrs. Poskett, solemnly. "Oh, Sir Peter, you
was King of the Walk on Friday. Now Mr. Brooke-Hoskyn will usurp that
title."
This fetched him. He left the flag lying at the foot of the mast, and
came out into the open. "Will he so, Ma’am!" he said, fiercely.
"So he will!" Having enticed him from behind the security of his
railings, Mrs. Poskett knew he would follow wherever she led him. She
led him at once towards the elm.
"The Walk says you have lowered the prestige of His Majesty’s Navy."
The Admiral had indeed turned to go back; but this brought him to her
side. "Dash it and hang it, Ma’am! what do you mean?"
"Well, you know what I mean," said Mrs. Poskett, with pretty confusion.
"The entire Walk saw you press me to your heart!"
The Admiral was helpless. His own recollections of what had happened on
Saturday were extremely vague. What with the rescue of the cat and the
sudden appearance of Caroline Thring, together with the subsequent
escape of Jack, he had lost all sense of actualities. Moreover, it was
impossible for him to accuse Mrs. Poskett of having embraced him. A
gentleman does not do such things. So he could only stammer weakly, "I
didn’t, did I?"
Mrs. Poskett flashed at him indignantly. "The entire Walk witnessed the
outrage, and the entire Walk is indignant that nothing has come of it."
"Gobblessmysoul!" muttered the Admiral.
Mrs. Poskett followed up her advantage. "’Oh, how unsailor-like!’"—that
is what the Walk says: "’How unsailor-like!’"
Imagine the stab. He, Admiral Sir Peter Antrobus, with more than forty
years of service in His Majesty’s Navy to his credit; the hero of
Copenhagen; the friend of Nelson; he, who had given an eye for his
country—unsailor-like!
He pushed his wig back and mopped his brow. "It doesn’t say that!" he
murmured, horrified.
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