Poor, Dear Margaret KirbyNorris, Kathleen Thompson
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Poor, Dear Margaret Kirby
Norris, Kathleen Thompson
American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories
Sally was a "daughter" and a "dame"; the doctor was the son of "Bates's
Blue-Ribbon Hair Renewer"--awful facts against which the additional
fact that he was rich and she was not, counted nothing. Sally talked
all the time; the doctor was the most silent of men. Sally was
twenty-two, the doctor thirty-five. Sally loved to flirt; the doctor
never paid any attention to women. Altogether, it was the most
impossible thing ever heard of, and Elsie might just as well stop
thinking about it!
"It's a wonderful proof of what he feels," said Elsie, "to have him so
gentle when you are rude to him, and so eager to be friends when you
get over it!"
"It's a wonderful example of hair-tonic spirit!" Sally responded.
"There's a good deal behind that quiet manner," argued Elsie.
"But NOT the three generations that make a gentleman!" finished Sally.
Sally was out calling one hot Saturday afternoon when Ferdie, as was
his habit, brought Dr. Bates home with him to the Ferdies' little
awninged and shingled summer home in Sausalito. Elsie, with an armful
of delightfully pink and white baby, led them to the cool side porch,
and ordered cool things to drink. Sally, she said, as they sank into
the deep chairs, would be home directly and join them.
Presently, surely enough, some one ran up the front steps and came into
the wide hall, and Sally's voice called a blithe "Hello!" There was a
little rattle to show that her parasol was flung down, and then the
voice again, this time unmistakably impeded by hat-pins.
"Where's this fam-i-ly? Did the gentlemen come?"
This gave an opening for the sort of thing Ferdie thought he did very
well. He grinned at his guest, and raised a warning finger.
"Hello, Sally!" he called back. "Elsie and I are out here! Bates
couldn't come--operation last minute!"
"What--didn't come?" Sally called back after an instant's pause. "Well,
what has happened to HIM? But, thank goodness, now I can go to the
Bevis dinner to-morrow! Operation? I must say it's mannerly to send a
message the last minute like that!" She hummed a second, and then added
spitefully: "What can you expect of hair-tonic, anyway?" The frozen
group on the porch heard her start slowly upstairs. "Well, I might be
willing to marry him," added Sally, cheerfully, as she mounted, "but
it's a real relief to snatch this glorious afternoon from the burning!
Down in a second--keep me some tea!"
Nobody moved on the porch. The doctor's face was crimson, Elsie's kind
eyes wide with horror. Sally called a final reflection from the first
landing:
"Too bad not to have him see me looking so beautiful!" she sang
frivolously. "Operation--h'm! An important operation--I don't believe
it!"
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