"Anny Whistle!--to the winds have I whistled her long ago. No, that was
a juvenile fancy. Hear me. I am in love with the charming widow."
"What, Mrs. St. Felix?"
"Yes. Felix means happy in Latin, and my happiness depends upon her. I
must either succeed, or--Tom, do you see that bottle?"
"Yes."
"Well, it's laudanum; that's all."
"But, Tom, you forget; you certainly would not supplant your patron,
your master, I may say your benefactor--the doctor?"
"Why not? he has tried, and failed. He has been trying to make an
impression upon her these ten years, but it's _no go_. Ain't I a doctor,
as good as he? Ay, better, for I'm a young doctor, and he is an old one!
All the ladies are for me now. I'm a very rising young man."
"Well, don't rise much higher, or your head will reach up to the shop
ceiling. Have you anything more to say to me?"
"Why, I have hardly begun. You see, Tom, the widow looks upon me with a
favorable eye, and more than once I have thought of popping the question
over the counter; but I never could muster up courage, my love is so
intense. As the poet says--
"'Silence in love betrays more woe Than words, howe'er so witty; The
beggar that is dumb, you know, Deserves our double pity.'
"Now, Tom, I wish to tax your friendship. I wish you to speak for me."
"What, speak to Mrs. St. Felix?"
"Yes, be my embassador. I have attempted to write some verses; but
somehow or another I never could find rhymes. The poetic feeling is in
me, nevertheless. Tell me, Tom, will you do what I ask?"
"But what makes you think that the widow is favorably inclined?"
"What? why, her behavior, to be sure. I never pass her but she laughs or
smiles. And then the doctor is evidently jealous; accuses me of making
wrong mixtures; of paying too much attention to dress; of reading too
much; always finding fault. However, the time may come--I repeat my
request; Tom, will you oblige me? You ought to have a fellow-feeling."
This last remark annoyed me. I felt convinced that Mrs. St. Felix was
really laughing at him, so I replied, "I shall not refuse you, but
recollect that he who has been so unsuccessful himself is not likely to
succeed for others. You shall have your answer very soon."
"Thanks, Tom, thanks. My toast, as I said before, when called upon, is
'Friendship and Love.'"
I quitted the shop, and went into that of Mrs. St. Felix, who, I
thought, looked handsomer than ever.
"Come at last, Tom!" said the widow, extending her hand. "I thought you
would have called yesterday. Your sister was here."
"I have been less pleasantly engaged. You know that Spicer is dead."
"One of the pensioners--I never saw him that I know of, but I heard old
Ben mention his death this morning, and that you were with him. Was he a
friend of yours?"
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