"We've all heard of Mr. Touchwood," she said, picking up a small silver weapon in the shape of a pea-shooter and puffing out her already plump cheeks in a vain effort to extinguish the flame of the spirit-lamp. "And I'm devoted to the drama. Pouf! I think this is a very dull instrument, dear. What would England be without Shakespeare? Pouf! Pouf! One blows and blows and blows and blows till really--well, it has taught me never to regret that I did not learn the flute when there was a question of my having lessons. Pouf! Pouf!" John offered his services as extinguisher. "You have to blow very hard," she warned him; and he being determined at all costs to impress Miss Hamilton blew like a knight-errant at the gate of an enchanted castle. It was almost too vigorous a blast: besides extinguishing the flame, it blew several currants from the cake into Mrs. Hamilton's lap, which John in an access of good-will tried to blow off again less successfully. "Bravo," the old lady exclaimed, clapping her hands. "I'm glad to see that it can be done. But didn't you write _The Walls of Jericho_? Ah no, I'm thinking of Joshua and his trumpet." "_The Fall of Babylon_, mother," Miss Hamilton put in with a smile, in the curves of which quivered a hint of scornfulness. "Then I was not so far out. _The Fall of Babylon_ to be sure. Oh, what a fall was there, my countrymen." She beamed at the author encouragingly, who beamed responsively back at her; presently she began to chuckle to herself, and John, hoping that in his wish to be pleasant to Miss Hamilton's mother he was not appearing to be imitating a hen, chuckled back. "I'm glad you have a sense of humor," she exclaimed, suddenly assuming an intensely serious expression and throwing up her eyebrows like two skipping-ropes. John, who felt as if he was playing a game, copied her expression as well as he was able. "I live on it," she pursued. "And thrive moreover. A small income and an ample sense of humor. Yes, for thus one avoids extravagance oneself, but enjoys it in other people." "And how is Miss Merritt?" John inquired of Miss Hamilton, when he had bowed his appreciation of the witticism. But before she could reply, her mother rattled on: "Miss Merritt will not take Doris to America again. Miss Merritt has written a book called _The Aphorisms of Aphrodite_." The old lady's remarkable eyebrows were darting about her forehead like forked lightning while she spoke. "The Aphorisms of Aphrodite!" she repeated. "A collection of some of the most declassical observations that I have ever encountered." Like a diver's arms the eyebrows drew themselves together for a plunge into unfathomable moral depths. "My dear mother, lots of people found it very amusing," her daughter protested.