Postal service -- Great Britain -- Juvenile fiction
There! we take a header and descend with the cataract into the basket.
On emerging in the great sorting-room, somehow, we catch sight of the
Bones epistle at once. There is no mistaking it. We should know its
dirty appearance and awry folding--not to mention bad writing--among ten
thousand. Having been turned with its stamp in the right direction at
the facing-tables and passed under the stamping-machines without notice,
it comes at last to one of the sorters, and effectually, though briefly,
stops him. His rapid distributive hand comes to a dead pause. He looks
hard at the letter, frowns, turns it upside down, turns his head a
little on one side, can make nothing of it, puts it on one side, and
continues his work.
But at the Blind Division, to which it is speedily conveyed, our letter
proves a mere trifle. It is nothing to the hieroglyphics which
sometimes come under the observation of the blind officers. One of
these officers gazes at it shrewdly for a few seconds. "William Stiggs,
I think," he says, appealing to a comrade. "Yes," replies the comrade,
"number six little lady--no--aly--oh, Little Alley, Bring--Bringing--ah,
Birmingham!"
Just so--the thing is made out almost as quickly as though it had been
written in copperplate, and the letter, redirected in red ink, finds its
way into the Birmingham mail-bag.
So far so good, but there is many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip, and
other elements were more successful than bad writing in preventing Mr
William Stiggs from receiving that letter.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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