Potash & Perlmutter: Their Copartnership Ventures and AdventuresGlass, Montague
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Potash & Perlmutter: Their Copartnership Ventures and Adventures
Glass, Montague
Clothing trade -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; Jewish fiction; Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction
His words fell on unheeding ears, for Morris was busily engaged in
looking around him. He sought features that might possibly belong to
James Burke, but Frank seemed to be the only representative of the
Emerald Isle present, and Morris proceeded to the restaurant in the
rear.
"I suppose he turned him over to Klinger," he said to himself, while
from the vantage of his table he saw Frank Walsh buy cigars and pass out
into the street in company with another drummer _not_ of Irish
extraction.
He finished his lunch without appetite, and when he reentered the store
Abe walked forward to greet him.
"Well, Mawruss," he said, "I seen Sol Klinger coming down the street a
few minutes ago, so I kinder naturally just stood out on the sidewalk
till he comes past, Mawruss. I saw he ain't looking any too pleased, so
I asked him what's the trouble; and he says, nothing, only that Frank
Walsh, what they got it for a drummer, eats 'em up with expenses. So I
says, How so? And he says, this here Walsh has a customer by the name of
Burke come to town, and the first thing you know, he spends it three
dollars for a cab for Burke, and five dollars for lunch for Burke, and
also ten dollars for two tickets for a show for Burke, before this here
Burke is in town two hours already. Klinger looked pretty sore about it,
Mawruss."
"What show is he taking Burke to?" Morris asked.
"It ain't a show exactly," Abe replied hastily; "it's a prize-fight."
"A fight!" Morris cried. "That's an idea, ain't it?--to take a customer
to a fight."
"I know it, Mawruss," Abe rejoined, "but you got to remember that the
customer's name is also Burke. What for a show did you buy it tickets
for?"
Morris blushed. "Travvy-ayter," he murmured.
"Travvy-ayter!" Abe replied. "Why, that's an opera, ain't it?"
Morris nodded. He had intended to combine business with pleasure by
taking Burke to hear Tetrazzini.
"Well, you got your idees, too, Mawruss," Abe continued; "and I don't
know that they're much better as this here Walsh's idees."
"Ain't they, Abe?" Morris replied. "Well, maybe they ain't, Abe. But
just because I got a loafer for a customer ain't no reason why I should
be a loafer myself, Abe."
"Must you take a customer to a show, Mawruss?" Abe rejoined. "Is there a
law compelling it, Mawruss?"
Morris shrugged his shoulders.
"Anyhow, Abe," he said, "I don't see that _you_ got any kick coming,
because I'm going to give them tickets to you and Rosie, Abe, and youse
two can take in the show."
"And where are you going, Mawruss?"
"Me?" Morris replied. "I'm going to a prize-fighting, Abe. I don't give
up so easy as all that."
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