Potash & Perlmutter: Their Copartnership Ventures and AdventuresGlass, Montague
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Potash & Perlmutter: Their Copartnership Ventures and Adventures
Glass, Montague
Clothing trade -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; Jewish fiction; Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction
Abe sat back in his chair too stunned for words, while Morris pondered
bitterly on the events of Saturday night. Then the prize was well within
his grasp, for even at that late hour he could have persuaded Mr. Burke
to reconsider his decision and to bring Mr. Small over to see Potash &
Perlmutter's line first. But now it was too late, Morris reflected, for
Mr. Small had visited Klinger & Klein's establishment and had no doubt
given the order.
"Say, my friends," Frank Walsh cried, poking his head in the door, "far
from me to be buttin' in, but whenever you're ready for lunch just let
me know."
Mr. Small jumped to his feet. "I'll let you know," he said--"I'll let
you know right now. Half an hour since already I told Mr. Klinger I
would make up my mind this afternoon about giving him the order for them
goods what Mr. Burke picked out. Well, you go back and tell him I made
up my mind already, sooner than I expected. I ain't going to give him
the order at all."
Walsh's red face grew purple. At first he gurgled incoherently, but
finally recovered sufficiently to enunciate; and for ten minutes he
denounced Mr. Small and Mr. Burke, their conduct and antecedents. It was
a splendid exhibition of profane invective, and when he concluded he was
almost breathless.
"Yah!" he jeered, "five-dollar tickets for a prize-fight for the likes
of youse!"
He fixed Morris and Mr. Burke with a final glare.
"Pearls before swine!" he bellowed, and banged the show-room door behind
him.
Mr. Burke looked at Morris. "That's a lowlife for you," he said. "A
respectable concern should have a salesman like him! Ain't it a shame
and a disgrace?"
Morris nodded.
"He takes me to a place where nothing but loafers is," Mr. Burke
continued, "and for two hours I got to sit and hear him and his friend
there, that big feller--I guess you seen him, Mr. Perlmutter--he told me
he keeps a beer saloon--another lowlife--for two hours I got to listen
to them loafers cussing together, and then he gets mad that I don't
enjoy myself yet."
Mr. Small shrugged his shoulders.
"Let's forget all about it," he said. "Come, Abe, I want to look over
your line, and you and me will do business right away."
Abe and Morris spent the next two hours displaying their line, while Mr.
Small and Mr. Burke selected hundred lots of every style. Finally, Abe
and Mr. Small retired to the office to fill out the order, leaving
Morris to replace the samples. He worked with a will and whistled a
cheerful melody by way of accompaniment.
"Mister Perlmutter," James Burke interrupted, "that tune what you are
whistling it, ain't that the drinking song from Travvy-ater already?"
Morris ceased his whistling. "That's right," he replied.
"I thought it was," Mr. Burke said. "I was going to see that opera last
Saturday night if that lowlife Walsh wouldn't have took me to the
prize-fight."
He paused and helped himself to a fresh cigar from the "gilt-edged" box.
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