Practical English Composition: Book II.: For the Second Year of the High SchoolMiller, Edwin L. (Edwin Lillie)
Philosophy
Practical English Composition: Book II.: For the Second Year of the High School
Miller, Edwin L. (Edwin Lillie)
English language -- Composition and exercises
A Voltairean view of war may be of interest at this time. Some
one has called attention to the illuminating discourse between
Micromegas, gigantic dweller on one of the planets revolving
about Sirius, and a company of our philosophers, as reported in
the seventh chapter of the amusing fantasy bearing the name of
the above-mentioned Sirian visitor. A free translation of a part
of this conversation is here offered. After congratulating his
terrestrial hearers on being so small and adding that, with so
manifest a subordination of matter to mind, they must pass
their lives in the pleasures of intellectual pursuits and mutual
love--a veritable spiritual existence--the stranger is thus
answered by one of the philosophers: "We have more matter than
we need for the accomplishment of much evil, if evil comes from
matter, and more mind than we need if evil comes from mind. Do
you know that at the present moment there are a hundred thousand
fools of our species, wearing caps, who are killing a hundred
thousand other animals wearing turbans, or who are themselves
being massacred by the latter, and that almost everywhere on
earth this is the immemorial usage?" The Sirian, properly
shocked, demands the reason of these horrible encounters between
creatures so puny. "It is all about a pile of dirt no bigger
than your heel," is the reply. "Not that any one of these
millions of men marching to slaughter has the slightest claim to
this pile of dirt; the only question is whether it shall belong
to a certain man known as Sultan or to another having the title
of Czar. Neither of the two has ever seen or ever will see the
patch of ground in dispute, and hardly a single one of these
animals engaged in killing one another has ever seen the animal
for whom they are thus employed." Again the stranger expresses
his horror, and declares he has half a mind to annihilate with a
kick or two the whole batch of ridiculous assassins. "Don't give
yourself the trouble," is the rejoinder; "they will accomplish
their own destruction fast enough. Know that ten years hence not
a hundredth part of these miserable wretches will be left alive;
and know, too, that even if they were not to draw the sword,
hunger, exhaustion, or intemperance would make an end of most of
them. Besides, they are not the ones to punish, but rather those
sedentary barbarians who, from the ease and security of their
private apartments, and while their dinner is digesting, order
the massacre of a million men, and then solemnly return thanks
to God for the achievement." The visitor from Sirius is moved
with pity for a race of beings presenting such astonishing
contrasts.--_The Dial_, January 1, 1915.[9]
[9] Reprinted by permission of _The Dial_.
V. Exercises
1. Topics for short speeches: Voltaire; Micromegas; planets;
Sirius.
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