"I thank you for the compliment, good sir," replied the doctor, with a
smile; "still I would much rather see you play cards than hear you talk
scandal, as you sometimes do."
"Scandal!" echoed Mr. Haughton.
"Ay, scandal," said the doctor, coolly, "such as the remark you made the
last time, which was only yesterday, I called to see you. You accused
Sir Edward of being wrong in letting that poacher off so easily; the
baronet, you said, did not shoot himself, and did not know how to prize
game as he ought."
"Scandal, Doctor--do you call that scandal? why I told Sir Edward so
himself, two or three times."
"I know you did, and that was rude."
"Rude! I hope sincerely Sir Edward has put no such construction on it?"
The baronet smiled kindly, and shook his head.
"Because the baronet chooses to forgive your offences, it does not alter
their nature," said the doctor, gravely: "no, you must repent and amend;
you impeached his motives for doing a benevolent act, and that I call
scandal."
"Why, doctor, I was angry the fellow should be let loose; he is a pest
to all the game in the county, and every sportsman will tell you so--
here, Mr. Moseley, you know Jackson, the poacher."
"Oh! a poacher is an intolerable wretch!" cried Captain Jarvis.
"Oh! a poacher," echoed John, looking drolly at Emily, "hang all
poachers."
"Poacher or no poacher, does not alter the scandal," said the doctor;
"now let me tell you, good sir, I would rather play at fifty games of
whist than make one such speech, unless indeed it interfered with my
duties; now, sir, with your leave I'll explain myself as to my son.
There is an artificial levity about dancing that adds to the dignity of
no man: from some it may detract: a clergyman for instance is supposed
to have other things to do, and it might hurt him in the opinions of
those with whom his influence is necessary, and impair his usefulness;
therefore a clergyman should never dance. In the same way with cards;
they are the common instruments of gambling, and an odium is attached to
them on that account; women and clergymen must respect the prejudices of
mankind in some cases, or lose their influence in society."
"I did hope to have the pleasure of your company, doctor, said Mr.
Haughton, hesitatingly.
"And if it will give you pleasure," cried the rector, "you shall have it
with all my heart, good sir; it would be a greater evil to wound the
feelings of such a neighbor as Mr. Haughton, than to show my face once
at a ball," and rising, he laid his hand on the shoulder of the other
kindly. "Both your scandal and rudeness are easily forgiven; but I
wished to show you the common error of the world which has attached
odium to certain things, while it charitably overlooks others of a more
heinous nature."
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