The merchant was a man of few words, but of great promptitude. He had
made his fortune, and more than once saved it, by his decision; and
assuring the baronet he should hear no more of it, he took his hat and
hurried home from the village, where the conversation passed. On
arriving at his own house, he found the family collected in the parlor
for a morning ride, and throwing himself into a chair, he broke out on
the whole party with great violence.
"So, Mrs. Jarvis," he cried, "you would spoil a very tolerable book-
keeper, by wishing to have a soldier in your family; and there stands
the puppy who would have blown out the brains of a deserving young man,
if the good sense of Mr. Denbigh had not denied him the opportunity."
"Mercy!" cried the alarmed matron, on whom Newgate (for her early life
had been passed near its walls), with all its horrors, floated, and a
contemplation of its punishments had been her juvenile lessons of
morality--"Harry! Harry! would you commit murder?"
"Murder!" echoed her son, looking askance, as if dodging the bailiffs.
"No, mother; I wanted nothing but what was fair. Mr. Denbigh would have
had an equal chance to blow out my brains; I am sure everything would
have been fair."
"Equal chance!" muttered his father, who had cooled himself, in some
measure, by an extra pinch of snuff. "No, sir, you have no brains to
lose. But I have promised Sir Edward that you shall make proper
apologies to himself, to his daughter, and to Mr. Denbigh." This was
rather exceeding the truth, but the alderman prided himself on
performing rather more than he promised.
"Apology!" exclaimed the captain. "Why, sir, the apology is due to me.
Ask Colonel Egerton if he ever heard of apologies being made by the
challenger."
"No, sure," said the mother, who, having made out the truth of the
matter, thought it was likely enough to be creditable to her child;
"Colonel Egerton never heard of such a thing. Did you, colonel?"
"Why, madam," said the colonel, hesitatingly, and politely handing the
merchant his snuff-box, which, in his agitation, had fallen on the
floor, "circumstances sometimes justify a departure from ordinary
measures. You are certainly right as a rule; but not knowing the
particulars in the present case, it is difficult for me to decide. Miss
Jarvis, the tilbury is ready."
The colonel bowed respectfully to the merchant, kissed his hand to his
wife, and led their daughter to his carriage.
"Do you make the apologies?" asked Mr. Jarvis, as the door closed.
"No, sir," replied the captain, sullenly.
"Then you must make your pay answer for the next six months," cried the
father, taking a signed draft on his banker from his pocket, coolly
tearing it in two pieces, carefully putting the name in his mouth, and
chewing it into a ball.
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