Prejudices, fifth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fifth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
Some time ago, writing in an eminent Baltimore newspaper upon the
Baltimore of my boyhood, I permitted myself an eloquent passage
upon its charm, and let fall the doctrine that nearly all of that
charm had vanished. Mere rhetoric, I greatly fear. The old charm, in
truth, still survives in the town, despite the frantic efforts of the
boosters and boomers who, in late years, have replaced all its ancient
cobblestones with asphalt, and bedizened it with Great White Ways and
suburban boulevards, and surrounded it with stinking steel plants and
oil refineries, and increased its population from 400,000 to 800,000.
I am never more conscious of the fact than when I return to it from
New York. Behind me lies the greatest city of the modern world, with
more money in it than all Europe and more clowns and harlots than all
Asia, and yet it has no more charm than a circus lot or a second-rate
hotel. It can’t show a single genuinely distinguished street. It hasn’t
a single park that is more lovely than a cemetery lot. It is without
manner as it is without manners. Escaping from it to so ancient and
solid a town as Baltimore is like coming out of a football crowd into
quiet communion with a fair one who is also amiable, and has the gift
of consolation for hard-beset and despairing men.
I have confessed to rhetoric, but I surely do not indulge in it here.
For twenty-five years I have resisted a constant temptation to move to
New York, and I resist it more easily to-day than I did when it began.
I am, perhaps, the most arduous commuter ever heard of, even in that
Babylon of commuters. My office is on Manhattan Island and has been
there since 1914; yet I live, vote and have my being in Baltimore, and
go back there the instant my job allows. If my desk bangs at 3 P. M. I
leap for the 3.25 train. Four long hours in the Pullman follow, but the
first is the worst. My back, at all events, is toward New York! Behind
lies a place fit only for the gross business of getting money; ahead is
a place made for enjoying it.
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