Prejudices, fifth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fifth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
Until a few years ago the Army and the Navy escaped this general
degradation. Their officers stood apart from the main body of public
job-holders. They held office for life, and they were assumed to be
innocent of politics. Having no need to curry favor with the mob, they
could afford to disdain the common hypocrisies. Inheriting an austere
and exact tradition of professional honor, they were what is called
gentlemen. They did not blab upon one another. They had the fine
tolerance of civilized men. They had dignity. It was as impossible to
imagine a naval officer or an army officer playing the spy for the
Anti-Saloon League as it was to imagine him using a table-napkin as a
handkerchief or getting converted at a Methodist revival. But I fear
those days are past. The pressure from outside, exerted through such
mountebanks as Mr. Secretary Wilbur, becomes too heavy to be borne.
Worse, there is disintegration within, due in part, perhaps, to the
packing of the two Services with civilians from the gutter, but in part
also to changes in the method of selecting candidates for Annapolis
and West Point. Whatever the cause, the effects are already plain. In
a few short years, perhaps, we shall see a major-general in the Army
preaching Fundamentalism in Tennessee, and an admiral in the Navy going
to work for the Anti-Saloon League.
XV. GOLDEN AGE
The rest of us, struggling onward painfully, must wait in patience for
the boons and usufructs of Heaven; Judge Elbert Henry Gary, LL.D.,
chairman of the United States Steel Corporation, has them here and
now. To few men in history, I believe, has it been given to live in a
universe so nearly to their hearts’ desire. Let the learned ex-jurist
look East or West, he will find only scenes to content him. Let him
look North or South, and his eye will be caressed and frankincense will
spray his gills. The emperor and pope of all the Babbitts, he sits at
the center of a Babbitts’ paradise. For him and his like there dawns a
Golden Age, and its hero is good Cal.
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