Prejudices, fifth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fifth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
an idea comes out of it--that is, not an idea beyond the grasp of a
Kiwanis Club secretary, a Christian Science sorcerer, or a grand goblin
of the American Legion. Twice, of late, it has offered the country
candidates for the presidency. One was the Hon. Hiram Johnson and the
other was the Hon. William Gibbs McAdoo! Only Vermont can beat that
record.
The minority of civilized Californians--who lately, by the way, sent
out a call from Los Angeles for succor, as if they were beset by
wolves!--commonly lay the blame for this degeneration of a once-proud
commonwealth upon the horde of morons that has flowed in from Iowa,
Nebraska and the other cow-States, seeking relief from the bitter
climate of the steppes. The California realtors have been luring
in these hinds for a generation past, and they now swarm in all
the southern towns, especially Los Angeles. They come in with their
savings, are swindled and sent home, and so make room for more. While
they remain and have any part of their money left, they patronize the
swamis, buy oil stock, gape at the movie folk, and pack the Methodist
churches. Unquestionably, the influence of such vacuums has tended to
degrade the general tone of California life; what was once a Spanish
_fiesta_ is now merely an upper Mississippi valley street-carnival. But
it is not to be forgotten that the Native Sons have gone down the chute
with the newcomers--that there is no more sign of intellectual vigor in
the old stock than there is in the new stock. A few intransigeants hold
out against the tide of 100% Americanism, but only a few. The rest bawl
against the Reds as loudly as any Iowa steer-stuffer.
The truth is that it is unjust to blame Iowa for the decay of
California, for Iowa itself is now moving up, not down. And so is
Nebraska. A few years ago both States were as sterile, intellectually,
as Spain, but both are showing signs of progress to-day, and in
another generation or two, as the Prohibition lunacy passes and the
pall of Methodism begins to lift, they will probably burst into very
vigorous activity. Some excellent stock is in them; it is very little
contaminated by what is called Anglo-Saxon blood. Iowa, even to-day,
is decidedly more civilized than California. It is producing more
ideas, and, more important still, it is carrying on a much less violent
war _against_ ideas. I doubt that any man who read the Constitution
in Davenport or Des Moines would be jailed for it, as Upton Sinclair
(or one of his friends) was in Pasadena. The American Legion would
undoubtedly protest, but the police would probably do nothing, for the
learned judges of the State would not entertain the charge.
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