Prejudices, fifth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fifth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
Here, of course, I do not venture into the contumacy of criticising; I
merely marvel. A student of the sacred sciences all my life, I am well
learned in the dogmas and ceremonials of the sects, and know what they
affect and what they abhor. Does anyone argue that the use of candles
in public worship would have had the sanction of the _Ur_-Wesleyans,
or that they would have consented to _Blasmusik_ and a vested choir?
If so, let the sciolist come forward. Down to fifty years ago, in
fact, the Methodists prohibited Christmas services altogether, as
Romish and heathen. But now we have ceremonies almost operatic, and the
sweet masses of Gounod are just around the corner! As I have said, the
Episcopalians--who, in most American cities, are largely ex-Methodists
or ex-Presbyterians, or, in New York, ex-Jews--go still further. In
three of the churches attended by my agents Holy Communion was almost
indistinguishable from the mass. Two of these churches, according to
information placed at my disposal by the police, are very fashionable;
to get into one of them is almost as difficult as ordering a suit of
clothes from Poole. But the richer the Episcopalian, the more eager
he is to forget that he was once baptized by public outcry or total
immersion. The Low Church rectors, in the main, struggle with poor
congregations, born to the faith but deficient in buying power. As bank
accounts increase the fear of the devil diminishes, and there is bred
a sense of beauty. This sense of beauty, in its practical effects, is
identical with the work of the Paulist Fathers. To-day, indeed, even
the Methodists who remain Methodists begin to wobble. Tiring of the
dreadful din that goes with the orthodox Wesleyan demonology, they take
to ceremonials that grow more and more stately and voluptuous. The
sermon ceases to be a cavalry charge, and becomes soft and _pizzicato_.
The choir abandons “Throw Out the Life-Line” and “Are You Ready for
the Judgment Day?” and toys with Händel. The rev. pastor throws off
the uniform of a bank cashier and puts on a gown. It is an evolution
that has, viewed from a tree, a certain merit. The stock of nonsense
in the world is sensibly diminished and the stock of beauty augmented.
But what would the old-time circuit-riders say of it, imagining them
miraculously brought back from hell?
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