Prejudices, fifth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fifth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
ALTGELD OF ILLINOIS, by Waldo R. Browne, New York: _B. W. Huebsch_.
THE LAST OF THE HERETICS, by Algernon Sidney Crapsey. New York:
_Alfred A. Knopf_. [The American Mercury, October, 1924.]
When I was a boy, in the early nineties of the last century, the
reigning hobgoblin of the United States was John P. Altgeld, Governor
of Illinois. From this distance the ill-fame that played about him
seems almost fabulous. He was a sort of horrendous combination of
Trotsky and Raisuli, Darwin and the German Crown Prince, Jesse James
and Oscar Wilde, with overtones of Wayne B. Wheeler and the McNamara
brothers. We have had, in these later years, no such communal devil.
The La Follette of 1917 was a popular favorite compared to him; the
Debs of the same time was a spoiled darling. What I gathered from
my elders, in the awful years of adolescence, when my voice began
to break and vibrissæ sprouted on my lip, was that Altgeld was a
shameless advocate of rapine and assassination, an enemy alike to
the Constitution and the Ten Commandments--in short, a bloody and
insatiable anarchist. I was thus bred to fear him even more than I
feared the anonymous scoundrels who had stolen Charlie Ross. When I
dreamed, it was of catching him in some public place and cutting off
his head, to the applause of the multitude.
The elders that I have mentioned were mainly business men, with a few
_Gelehrte_ thrown in. I learned later on, by hard experience, that
the opinions of such gentlemen, particularly of public matters and
public men, were not always sound. Nevertheless, I continued to have
a bilious suspicion of the Hon. Mr. Altgeld, and it survived even the
discovery, made much later, that men who had actually known him--for
example, Theodore Dreiser--regarded him very highly. I remember very
well how shocked I was when Dreiser made me privy to this fact. It
made a dent, I suppose, in my old view, but it surely did not dispose
of it altogether. I continued to believe that Altgeld, though perhaps
not an anarchist, as alleged, was at least a blathering Socialist, and
hence deserving of a few prophylactic kicks in the pantaloons. I was
far gone in my forties before ever I got at the truth. Then I found
it in this modest book of Mr. Browne’s--a volume that is dreadfully
written, but extremely illuminating. That truth may be put very simply.
Altgeld was not an anarchist, nor was he a Socialist: he was simply
a sentimentalist. His error consisted in taking the college yells of
democracy seriously.
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