Prejudices, fourth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fourth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
jury or coroner shall confine itself strictly to the question whether
the job-holder deserved what he got. In other words, I propose that it
shall be no longer _malum in se_ for a citizen to pummel, cow-hide,
kick, gouge, cut, wound, bruise, maim, burn, club, bastinado, flay or
even lynch a job-holder, and that it shall be _malum prohibitum_ only
to the extent that the punishment exceeds the job-holder’s deserts.
The amount of this excess, if any, may be determined very conveniently
by a petit jury, as other questions of guilt are now determined.
The flogged judge, or Congressman, or Prohibition officer, or other
job-holder, on being discharged from hospital--or his chief heir, in
case he has perished--goes before a grand jury and makes complaint,
and, if a true bill is found, a petit jury is empanelled and all the
evidence is put before it. If it decides that the job-holder deserved
the punishment inflicted upon him, the citizen who inflicted it is
acquitted with honor. If, on the contrary, it decides that this
punishment was excessive, then the citizen is adjudged guilty of
assault, mayhem, murder, or whatever it is, in a degree apportioned to
the difference between what the job-holder deserved and what he got,
and punishment for that excess follows in the usual course.
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The advantages of this plan, I believe, are too patent to need
argument. At one stroke it removes all the legal impediments which now
make the punishment of a recreant job-holder so hopeless a process
and enormously widens the range of possible penalties. They are now
stiff and, in large measure, illogical; under the system I propose
they could be made to fit the crime precisely. Say a citizen today
becomes convinced that a certain judge is a jackass--that his legal
learning is defective, his sense of justice atrophied, and his conduct
of cases before him tyrannical and against decency. As things stand,
it is entirely impossible to do anything about it. A judge could not
be impeached on the mere ground that he is a jackass; the process is
far too costly and cumbersome, and there are too many judges liable to
the charge. Nor is anything to be gained by denouncing him publicly
and urging all good citizens to vote against him when he comes up
for re-election, for his term may have ten or fifteen years to run,
and even if it expires tomorrow and he is defeated the chances are
good that his successor will be quite as bad, and maybe even worse.
Moreover, if he is a Federal judge he never comes up for re-election
at all; once he has been appointed by the President of the United
States, at the advice of his more influential clients and with the
consent of their agents in the Senate, he is safe until he is so far
gone in senility that he has to be propped on the bench with pillows.
But now imagine any citizen free to approach him in open court and
pull his nose! Or even, in aggravated cases, to cut off his ears,
throw him out of the window, or knock him in the head with an ax!
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