Prejudices, fourth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fourth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
A large part of altruism, even when it is perfectly honest, is grounded
upon the fact that it is uncomfortable to have unhappy people about
one. This is especially true in family life. A man makes sacrifices
to his wife’s desires, not because he greatly enjoys giving up what
he wants himself, but because he would enjoy it even less to see her
cutting a sour face across the dinner table.
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_The Man of Honor_
The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the
latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has
not been caught.
XII. BUGABOO
All of the Great Thinkers of the world, East, West, North and South,
have been alarming their customers, for two or three years past, with
the same bugaboo. According to the New York _Times_ and the Department
of State, there must be a complete restoration of the capitalistic
system in Russia and Mexico, or our sweet Christian civilization will
go to pot. According to the master-minds of France, the Germans must
first lose all their trade and then pay 10,000 cents on the dollar, or
our sweet Christian civilization will go to pot. According to H. G.
Wells, the Treaty of Versailles must be denounced by all parties to it,
or our sweet Christian civilization will go to pot. And so on, and so
on. On the main point the propagandists of all schools are unanimously
agreed: that the civilization of the West teeters on the edge of an
abyss, and that a few more wobbles will send it over. The barbarians
once more thunder upon the gates of Rome. Let the turmoils within go
on for a brief while longer, and they will burst in with their hellish
cries, and every great boon and usufruct that men have sweated and
died for since the days of Charlemagne, from the cathedral at Rheims
to the pneumatic automobile tire, and from fiddle music to diphtheria
antitoxin, and from the inferiority complex to the bichloride tablet,
will vanish in one universal catastrophe. Blood drips from the moon;
another general war impends. This war, according to Will H. Irwin, a
soothsayer employed by the _Saturday Evening Post_, will be so colossal
a butchery that there will be no survivors save a few undertakers and
profiteers, and no material salvage save a few stone quarries and a
couple of million bales of worthless bonds.
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