Prejudices, fourth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fourth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
The number of men who can pass this test is always extremely
small--vastly smaller than the uncritical worshipers of politicians,
university presidents, prima donna theologians, opera singers, lawyers,
popular philosophers, successful authors and other such human Fords
usually assume. How many exist at the present moment in the United
States? I turn to “Who’s Who in America” and find 23,443 names. But
a brief inspection is sufficient to show that only a small minority
are borne by first-rate men. I run over page after page and find
nothing but Fords--an army general who has done absolutely nothing
save obey orders and draw his pay, three authors of the eighth rate,
five or six pedagogues, a theologian or two, a Federal judge--who
ever heard of a Federal judge who left the world more intelligent,
more virtuous or more efficient than he found it?--a publisher of
bad books, two Congressmen, a bishop. I begin to despair. Finally,
I find a first-rate man: Bush of the Bush Terminals. One in 35.
The proportion, I think, is fair for the whole book. This makes
670 first-rate Americans in our time. Call it 700 to be safe. But
race-suicide among the upper classes will make it impossible to produce
even the 700 in the next generation? Nonsense! It is not necessary
that _every_ first-rate man leave children behind him; it is only
necessary that a few of them in each generation do so. Nature will do
the rest. The first-rate character may be concealed for a generation
or two, but soon or late it will reveal itself, and sometimes in many
individuals. This explains the common notion that first-rate men are
often produced in low life, _e. g._, the case of Lincoln. They are, but
not by low-lifers. Here the devil helps the angels, and the sinfulness
of man takes on a high human utility. Often the cross is concealed
in forgotten generations. The good blood is apparently lost in the
flood of proletarian bilge--but suddenly it begins to run red and
clear, and the platitudinarians have another up-from-slavery chapter
to wag their ears over. I believe fully that the first-rate men of
the world constitute a distinct and separate species--that they have
little, if anything, in common with the lower orders of men. But the
two races, fortunately for human progress, are mutually fertile. If
they ever cease to be, then God help us all! But there is absolutely
no sign that they are ceasing to be. So long as they remain as they
are there need be no worry about the future of civilization. The danger
is that first-rate men may grow too numerous, and so arouse the hatred
of the lower orders, as happened in Greece. The United States now
accommodates 700. If the number rose to 1000 I fear that the churches,
the newspapers, Congress and the American Legion would grow restless,
and that the catastrophe dreamed of by Prof. McDougall would begin to
cast its shadows before.
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