Prejudices, fourth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fourth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
That it will be attempted before many years have come and gone seems to
me to be very likely and I have a sneaking fear that it may succeed. As
a veteran of five wars and a life-long student of homicidal science,
I am often made uneasy, indeed, by the almost universal American
assumption that no conceivable enemy could inflict serious wounds
upon the Republic--that the Atlantic Ocean alone, not to mention the
stupendous prowess of _Homo americanus_, makes it eternally safe
from aggression. This notion has just enough truth in it to make it
dangerous. That the _whole_ country could not be conquered and occupied
I grant you, but no intelligent enemy would think for a moment of
trying to conquer it. All that would be necessary to bring even the
most intransigeant patriots to terms would be to take and hold a small
part of it--say the part lying to the East and North of the general
line of the Potomac river. Early in the late war, when efforts were
under way to scare the American _booboisie_ with the German bugaboo,
one of the Allied propagandists printed a book setting forth plans
alleged to have been made by the German General Staff to land an army
at the Virginia capes, march on Pittsburgh, and so separate the head of
the country from its liver, kidneys, gizzard, heart, spleen, bladder,
lungs and other lights. The plan was persuasive, but I doubt that it
originated in Potsdam; there was a smell of Whitehall upon it. One of
the things most essential to its execution, in fact, was left out as
it was set forth, to wit, a thrust southward from Canada to meet and
support the thrust northwestward. But even this is not necessary. Any
invader who emptied New York and took the line of the Hudson would have
Uncle Sam by the tail, and could enter upon peace negotiations with
every prospect of getting very polite attention. The American people,
of course, could go on living without New York, but they could not go
on living as a great and puissant nation. Steadily, year by year, they
have made New York more and more essential to the orderly functioning
of the American state. If it were cut off from the rest of the country
the United States would be in the hopeless position of a man relieved
of his medulla oblongata--that is to say, of a man without even enough
equipment left to be a father, a patriot and a Christian.
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