Prejudices, fourth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fourth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
It is commonly argued by the more impatient and worthy opponents of the
Methodist millennium that the Eighteenth Amendment was slipped through
Congress and the State legislatures against the wishes of the majority
of American freemen--that the thing was accomplished by a sort of
trick, partly political and partly magical. It is further argued that,
had the soldiers who were then abroad, fighting for human liberty,
been at home and voting, they would have piled up such majorities for
wet candidates that both Houses of Congress would have been made proof
against the Anti-Saloon League. It seems to me that both contentions
are unsound. The Eighteenth Amendment, when it was passed, actually had
a majority behind it, and I incline to think that that majority was a
very substantial one. What made it so large was simply the war hysteria
of the time. _Homo boobiens_ was scientifically rowelled and run amok
with the news that all the German brewers of the country were against
the amendment; he observed himself that all German sympathizers,
whether actual Germans or not, were bitter opponents of it. His nights
made dreadful by dreams of German spies, he was willing to do anything
to put them down, and one of the things he was willing to do was to
swallow Prohibition. When he recovered from his terror, it was too
late; the first article of the Methodist Book of Discipline had been
read into the Constitution, and there it remains today, an unpleasant
fly in imperishable amber. The soldiers, had they been at home, would
have gone the way of their lay brothers. They were, if anything, even
more in terror of Germans than the latter, and even more eager to
floor them and so get rid of them. In every camp and cantonment Y. M.
C. A. secretaries addressed the conscripts daily, instructing them in
the moral nature of the crusade they were engaged in. The effects are
visible today in the familiar swineries of the American Legion; its
members are still down with the war psychosis. Moreover, it is not
to be forgotten that large numbers of soldiers could not have voted,
even if they had been at home. For example, those who were minors.
Again, the Southern Negroes. Yet again, the enormous number of aliens
who were rushed to the trenches by the draft boards to relieve native
patriots--in New York City alone, fully 25,000, most of them Russian
Jews. Finally, it is to be recalled that there was no plebiscite on
Prohibition--that the men who put it into the Constitution were all
safely in office at the time the test suddenly confronted them.
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