Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of AlternativesMoore, Frank Frankfort
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Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of Alternatives
Moore, Frank Frankfort
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“No one, my dear. There is no need to go so far or to spend so much
money, when you have that lovely cascade going to waste in Primrose
Dell.”
“What has the cascade to do with it, my girl? I wasn’t talking about a
fire engine; though with these lamps----”
“With some elementary engineering and a simple dynamo you can make an
electric installation for the house, and stables, and yard, and farm,
and gardens, that will cost you little more than the wages of one
man--say, twenty-five shillings a week.”
“Make it thirty.”
“Well, thirty. Mind you, you will be able to put stoves in all the
bedrooms, and you will be able to run machinery for pumping water, for
cleaning harness, for churning, for brushing your hair, if you wish for
it.”
“I don’t wish for it for brushing my hair, but I do for everything else.
Is this a dream of yours, my girl, or have you been reading a pictorial
advertisement?”
“I went into the question two years ago, hoping that we might be able to
introduce electric power on the farm; but unhappily we have no stream of
water to work the dynamo and it would not pay to use coal; we might as
well use the coal energy direct. I went so far into the matter as to
visit a place where a private installation had been made, and my eyes
were opened.”
He gazed at her admiringly in silence for some time. Then he cried:
“Great Gloriana! You are a bit of a wonder, Priscilla! You carry me off
my feet; and the worst of it is that I feel I must do everything that
you suggest. If I try to look the other way I see something that sends
me back to you. I’m like the master mariner whose adventures worried us
at school--in trying to avoid what’s its name, he fell on the other--you
know.”
“Scylla and Charybdis?”
“That’s it--Scylla--in my case, Priscilla and Charybdis. Priscilla and
Charybdis--that’s how I am. But by the living shrimp, you’re a wonder!
Where can I get any books that will go into the business? I suppose
the dynamo people are those to apply to in the first place. But I know
nothing worth talking about of electricity.”
“What is there to know about such a simple adaptation of it as is
necessary for our purpose? I assure you that the sparking of your motor
is a thousand times more complicated, and you know all about that. Long
ago people thought that to be an electrical engineer enough to light
up a house required years of training, and people’s sons were to become
electrical engineers instead of being doctors or lawyers; but now they
are only something between plumbers and gasfitters. Isn’t that so?”
“By the living shrimp! we’ll have the whole place in a blaze before the
winter,” She lay back and laughed at his enthusiasm and the unfortunate
way in which it led him to prophesy.
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