Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of AlternativesMoore, Frank Frankfort
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Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of Alternatives
Moore, Frank Frankfort
Fiction
Mr. Forrester could quite easily have answered this question, had it
been prudent to do so. He could have told him that he was wanted by the
Party because there was a difficulty with two men, each of whom believed
that he had a right to the reversion of the seat, and would certainly
contest it in view of the other coming forward. In such a case the seat
would undoubtedly be seized by the solitary representative of the Other
Party. But Mr. Forrester perceived that such an explanation would occupy
a good deal of valuable time; and he wished to spare his friend and his
friend’s charming wife an acquaintance with details which possibly a
man, and certainly a woman, looking into the arena of politics from a
private box, might regard as sordid. So he merely laid his hand on his
friend’s knee, and said:
“Leave that to us, my dear Wingfield. You may be sure that we would not
take you up unless we saw that you could do something for us that would
pay us for our trouble. Now, don’t you decide against us in a hurry.
Talk the matter over with Mrs. Wingfield. I wouldn’t give much for a man
who didn’t take his wife into his confidence on such important things.”
“And how much would you give for a man who did, and then decided by her
advice against you?” asked Jack.
“The constituency is a peculiar one,” said Forrester, ignoring the
question. “They hate politics. If we were to send them a well-known
politician he would have no chance with them. What they want is a
man like yourself--a simple ordinary, everyday, good-wearing English
gentleman--plain commonsense--that’s what they want; nothing very
definite in the way of a programme; they don’t want a windbag or a
gasometer; they’re not going in for air ships at Nuttingford. You know
what Cotton is?”
“Cotton? Who the mischief is Cotton that I should know of him?”
“That’s the best proof of the accuracy of what I’ve been telling you.
Cotton is the man who has sat for the constituency for the past fifteen
years, and yet nobody has heard of him.”
“And why shouldn’t he continue in the obscurity of the House of Commons
for another fifteen years? Nobody wants him outside, I suppose.”
“He has been ordered off by his doctor, and he is applying for the
Chiltern Hundreds at once. He will mention your name in his valedictory
address, and we’ll do the rest--that is, of course--you know what I
mean?”
“Blest if I do, quite!”
“Oh, I mean that having provided them with the right man for them--the
man they want--we’ll see that they are loyal to you.”
‘“Wingfield and the Old Cause’--that’ll be the war cry, I suppose.
You’ll have to coach me on the old cause--only there’ll be no need, for
I haven’t the remotest idea of standing. I’m going in for a big electric
scheme, Forrester, and I’ll have no time for politics.”
“I refuse to take your answer now. I should be doing you a grave
injustice. I didn’t except you to jump at my offer before it was well
out of my lips. Heavens, man! a seat in the House of Commons----”
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