Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of AlternativesMoore, Frank Frankfort
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Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of Alternatives
Moore, Frank Frankfort
Fiction
“For Heaven’s sake consult with your solicitors first,” said Crosbie.
“They may think that one of their own agents is the best person to
pursue the necessary enquiry in Canada. And now that we have gone as far
as we are likely to go into this matter, even though we should confer
together for a week, we shall have lunch. My wife and daughter are
unfortunately still in Paris--I left them starting on a round of
shops--but you will make allowances for a household run for the present
_en garçon_.” The lunch was, however, so excellent as to leave no need
for any allowance to be made by either of the visitors; and when it was
over their host offered, as they expected he would, to show them over
the prison. Jack knew that governors of prisons, as well as commanders
of cruisers and vergers of cathedrals and superintendents of lunatic
asylums, take it for granted that every visitor is burning to be “shown
over the place”; and he felt too deeply indebted to Major Crosbie not to
afford him an opportunity of exhibiting his hobby at this time. So for
the next hour and a half he and Priscilla gave themselves up to this
form of entertainment. The Governor spared them none of the interesting
horrors of the “system.” They were shown the handsome young bank clerk
who, on a salary of one hundred and twenty pounds a year, had managed to
keep a motor and to go to a music hall every night of his life for
three years without once arousing the suspicion of the directorate;
the ex-Lord Mayor (not of London) who had made a fortune by insuring
people’s lives (in an American office) and then encouraging them to
drink themselves to death; the soldier who, after winning the Victoria
Cross twice over, and saving two batteries of field artillery, had taken
to beating women in Bermondsey, and had one day gone a little too far in
this way; the great financier who had done his best to save the life of
the King by standing by in his 300-ton yacht when his Majesty was in
no danger, and had a little later been sentenced at the Old Bailey for
another audacious fraud; the young man of “superior education” who
had done several very neat forgeries, and was now making pants in the
tailor’s shop; the ex-officer of Engineers who had lived in a mansion
on the Cromwell Road for several years on the profits of writing begging
letters, and was now, by the irony of Fate, engaged in sewing canvas,
mail-bags in which probably, when he came to be relieved of
this obligation, his own compositions would be conveyed to their
destination--all of these interesting persons the visitors saw, with
many others of equal distinction. And they went away fully satisfied,
and with a consciousness of having cancelled a good portion of whatever
debt they owed to the Governor.
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