Prisoner for BlasphemyFoote, G. W. (George William)
Religion
Prisoner for Blasphemy
Foote, G. W. (George William)
Blasphemy; Trials (Blasphemy) -- Great Britain
The doors of our bath-rooms were about five feet high, with an open
space of nine or ten inches between the bottom and the floor. Over the
top of these an officer passed us each a couple of shirts (under and
over), a pair of drawers, a pair of trousers, and worsted stockings.
The drawers and the under-shirt were woollen, and the outer-shirt coarse
striped cotton. The trousers seemed a mixture of cotton and wool. They
are brown when new, but they wash white, and look then very much like
canvas. My pair was a terrible misfit, and had to be exchanged for
another nearly twice the size. We were also provided with a net bag to
put our own clothes in. My good black suit, dirty linen, hat and boots,
were all crushed in together After this performance the bags are hung
up, and either the next day, or at their leisure, the officials make an
inventory of the contents, and stow them away until the day before the
prisoner leaves, when they are taken out in readiness for donning on the
blessed morning of release.
Clad in shirt, trousers and stockings, we walked from our baths to the
reception room, where we found several officers and the Governor and
Deputy-Governor, who had apparently come to superintend our toilet. Each
of us was fitted with a new pair of shoes, a waistcoat and a coat. These
arrangements were the subject of a good deal of pleasantry. Our garments
were not of a Bond Street pattern; indeed, it takes a very handsome man
to cut an elegant figure in a prison suit. I maliciously remarked to Mr.
Ramsey that he looked like a gentleman out yachting; but somehow he
was unable to see himself in that light. My own clothes were sadly
defective. The biggest shirt-collar they had would not button round my
throat, and the longest stock was so inadequate that a special one had
to be made for me. Nor would the biggest coat fasten across my chest.
A broad expanse of waistcoat yawned between the button and the
button-hole. Fancying that my complaint was merely fractious, the
Deputy-Governor--a tall, powerful man--tried to pull them together, and
miserably failed. "Well," he said, "it's the largest in stock, and we
can't give you what we haven't got." "Yes," I exclaimed, "that's all
very well; but if I go about with an open throat like this I shall get
an attack of bronchitis. Pray let me have a stock as soon as possible.
And do you really mean that you can't possibly find me a bigger coat?"
The Deputy-Governor eyed me smilingly as he said, "Come, Mr. Foote,
don't be so particular; the clothes don't quite fit you now, but they
_will_." And the worst of it was _they did_. My coat, however, was
always tight across the chest. I changed my trousers and waistcoat as I
grew slimmer, but the solid structure of my back and chest (built up by
athletics in youth and sustained by lecturing in manhood) always taxed
the resources of the establishment in the matter of coats.
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