Still Greens was a very serious man. Imperialism was his dream;
patriotism his ideal and pride. He lived for Britain. In all his
wanderings he preached for the flag. In these ramblings, too, he
observed things, noted them down, and then startled his friends by his
discoveries. The Germans he loathed, and the Germans he had followed
from John o’ Groats to Timbuctoo. He had dogged German travellers and
spies from Tilbury Docks through Egypt, Ceylon, Australasia, Canada, and
Japan. Like Sherlock Holmes, he followed quick, yet silent. At the
outpost of Empire he had seen the evil work of Prussian hands. It was
Greens who discovered "The League of the Fatherland"—that is, a German
semi-official and social organisation within the British Empire. He
found that it was bossed by their Consuls, and he found nearly all
Vice-Consuls to be officers—and spies. He had written to the press and
revealed these things, but the luxurious-living public only laughed.
They had no time; they had engagements for music halls, football, and
golf. The awful dangers, however, stirred this zealot on. He kept at the
Teutons’ heels and learned more things. These were revealed one night at
mess when Greens had declared that the bombardment of Sandtown-on-Sea
was the fruitful work of spies.
"Explain, Greens," shouted one of the subalterns.
"Well, I’ll tell you. I first discovered the Germans at work on the
North-east Coast. Every German waiter, schoolmaster, and tradesman in
all the towns from Peterhead to Dundee I found to be spies. They were in
"The League of the Fatherland." All were registered by the Consul. In
the event of invasion every man would have a part in the job. In the
times of peace they studied the coast, the tides, the location of ships
and troops, the position of guns, everything, in fact, which would be of
use. These things were reported in writing to their Consuls, or
verbally, when the League met at the many German clubs and gatherings. I
pointed this out.
"In what way?" asked an anxious sub.
"A story which appeared in ’The Daily Owl.’ In that romance I let them
know what was going on. Yes, I frightened the lackadaisical bounders
into a panic. Lunan Bay I pointed out as a landing-place. The coast near
St. Andrews I also emphasised as a jumping-off shore, while Dundee was
proved to be without a gun or boat to defend it; in fact, the whole
coast displayed a general invitation to the Germans to come and shoot."
"What happened?"
"Some official big-wig stopped the story."
"Why?"
"It showed every weakness up, but——"
"What?"
"They got to work. Dundee got a submarine base; Montrose got aeroplanes;
Fife was scheduled out for guns, troops, and trenches; Cromarty was
seized and fortified; and Rosyth works pushed on."
"You finished then, I suppose?"
"No fear. I went out to the Dominion of Canada to see how things were
going."
"And what did you find?"
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