When the regiment arrived at Southampton they marvelled at the
organisation of the Embarkation Staff. A place for everything and
everything in its place. System paramount; disorganisation cursed and
banned as soon as it reared its head. The clockwork precision was
amazing, and the catching of the tides as ingenious as the sardine
packing of troops on the great transport ships. Even a place was
reserved for "the tears of the Marys and Lizzies," as an unromantic
skipper remarked. In two days the Mixed Division was embarked. In five
days it was landed all complete. Of course, it caused a stir in gay
Boulogne. Twenty thousand husky Scots in kilts and breeks amused and
amazed the excitable folks of France. The ladies threw flowers to the
gay commanders; the maids cast kisses to the men. The Glesca Mileeshy,
however, got more than flowers and kisses, thanks to a very cute
Bandmaster, who made his bandsmen play "The Marseillaise" till their
cheeks almost burst. The regiment lilted the air in grand style, thus
earning many a good flagon of real red wine.
Their first billets on the outskirts was also the scene of L’Entente
Cordiale. Gay little girls came out in scores to see their khaki gods.
Every billet had a swarm of unconventional flappers, who smoked the
Tommies’ Woodbines with gusto, and donned their coats and caps, to the
amusement of the crowd. The Glesca Mileeshy had never seen such figures,
such lips, such eyes. Their women at home had not approached them with
such polished ease and frankness. These charming souls even put out
their lips to receive all the greetings that came their way. Naturally,
all were delighted, with the exception of the colonel and Sergeant
Bludgeon.
"There’s going to be trouble here, Bludgeon," remarked the colonel on
the second day.
"Yes, sir, I expect anything from abduction to murder," answered the
sergeant, handling his great stick in a sinister way. For once Bludgeon
was wrong. When parades were done, the whole regiment swarmed into town,
and soon were in the toils of women and wine. Even the wizened and
bald-headed old veterans were rejuvenated. They sipped the champagne
with gusto, and danced the gay Can-can like the belles of the Russian
Ballet. Every café had its patrons. Tommies and "Frenchies" vied with
each other in "Tipperary," "A Wee Deoch-an-Doris," and other popular
airs. Never had the citizens seen such gay sports and fine soldiers. Yet
all played the game to a man—no riotous drunkenness, no absentees. If
all enjoyed themselves, they also remembered that they were at war, and
in a few days would be ’midst the horrors of the same. When they parted
there were many tears and lots of cheers, and, of course, all decided to
return again. Alas! they little reckoned on the grim days ahead.
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