Problematic Characters: A NovelSpielhagen, Friedrich
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Problematic Characters: A Novel
Spielhagen, Friedrich
Fiction
"Between the Indus and Oregon--there in the old library I discovered at
last the long-looked for Manuscript. There I found the whole story."
"What was it?"
"There it was stated in purest High-Bramaputric, that--translate all
that into our modern notions and expressions----"
"Yes, for Heaven's sake do so, or I won't understand a word."
"That there were, from the beginning, two pairs of human beings
created; as it could not well be otherwise: the one noble and the other
not noble. The name of this first noble race is not recorded in the
Manuscript. At the very place where it once stood, there is now a big
blot. So much is certain, it was not Oldenburg; it began with a C, and
somewhere in the middle there was a t."
"Perhaps Cloten," said the other.
"It may be, but I cannot swear to it. Nor is it said what family his
wife belonged to; she is simply called a noble damsel."
"But I thought she was made from the rib of man?"
"Why, you would not believe that stupid nonsense, Cloten? She is
expressly called a noble damsel, and so she must have been of noble
blood."
"But that is a curiously complicated story."
"Not so very complicated as you imagine. Enough, the noble gentleman
and the noble damsel, who soon became a noble lady, had a villa, which
was called Paradise--why should not a villa be called Paradise,
Cloten?"
"Nevertheless, very curious name."
"Why? Does not one call his place Solitude, another Sans Souci, and
still another Bellevue--why should not one of them have called his
Paradise? _Eh bien!_ The nobleman's servant was called Adam. Good name
for a man-servant. When he became old and stiff, they called him old
Adam--have you ever heard of a noble who was called Adam, Cloten?"
"Never in my life."
"You see there is the best proof at once. He called his servant Adam,
and his wife's chambermaid Eve--little Evy, very nice name for a maid.
My mother had a charming little maid, and her name was Evy. But Adam
was a bad fellow, just as our servants nowadays are bad fellows. And
Eva was no better. At last the old gentleman took his riding-whip and
drove both from the place. In their deportment-book he wrote: Dismissed
on account of dishonesty, fondness of dress, and laziness. That is the
story, of course only in the outline."
"Really, very remarkable, quite famous! 'pon honor! Did you bring the
book home with you, baron?"
"No; but an authenticated copy, endorsed by the justice of the peace of
the place."
"Are there justices of the peace out there?"
"But, my dear friend, how could there be a country and no justices?"
"To be sure. Still, it would be better if we had the book itself."
"Perhaps we can get it. The monks are wretchedly obstinate. I had a
great mind to poison them all with prussic acid. I shall probably do it
yet, if I ever get to that district again. Until then, we must be
satisfied with a copy."
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