Problematic Characters: A NovelSpielhagen, Friedrich
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Problematic Characters: A Novel
Spielhagen, Friedrich
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He was not very courteous to others. When Baron Barnewitz had asked him
if he would like to take a hand, he had replied: Oh yes! if you will
play faro! and when Lisbeth von Meyen had wondered why he did not
dance, he had said: Ah, at this moment I regret, for the first time
in my life, that my dancing-master never succeeded in teaching me
the difference between the first and the second position, nor my
music-teacher to distinguish a waltz from an anthem. Thus he sauntered
about among the card-tables, and excited Count Grieben's ire by looking
into everybody's hands by turns, and then offering good, or rather bad
advice to them all. Now again he was seen in the ball-room, looking at
the dancing couples with the eyes of a good-natured tomcat who sees
black and white mice play merrily on the barn-floor before him. In this
pleasing occupation he was interrupted by Baron Barnewitz, who came
hurrying in and said:
"Oldenburg, as you have nothing to do----"
"Why, my dear friend, I have a great deal to do."
"Come with me in the dining-room and help me arrange the seats. Please
come!"
"Your confidence in my organizing capacity is highly honorable to me,
_mon ami_," said Oldenburg, and followed his host across the hall,
up the well-carpeted staircase, into the brilliantly illuminated
dining-room, where the servants were just finishing setting the tables.
"Here, Oldenburg, are the cards, all written; now tell me, shall
we----"
"Honored sir," said Oldenburg to a servant, "could you, perhaps, bring
me the useful and ingenious instrument by which this bottle might be
opened? There, thanks--_Festina lente!_ Barnewitz, that means: thou
shalt not muzzle the ox when he treadeth out the corn! Your health, my
boy! This young Cliquot is one of the more virtuous members of his
numerous race. Really drinkable," and he sipped one glass after
another. "Now, here I am at your service. Put the bottle on that
side-table, my man in the gold lace! there are some glasses
left--Countess Grieben--Baron Oldenburg--Baroness Nadelitz--are you
mad, Barnewitz? I to sit two hours hemmed in between the two mummies! I
had rather help to wait. No, we'll do it so. The whole of the old
people go to one end of the table, and Young Germany to the other. You
can go with your flock of he-goats and she-goats to the East, and I
will go to the West with my kids and little sheep."
"Well, I suppose that's the best," said Barnewitz. "Here are your
cards."
The servants had left the room; the two gentlemen, beginning at
opposite ends, began to put the cards on the napkins.
"Miss Klaus," said Oldenburg, holding up a card; "who, by all the
Olympic gods, is Miss Klaus?"
"Our governess. Have you not noticed her? A little thing, very pretty,
and with eyes bursting with high treason. We could not well leave her
in the nursery--Great heavens! Here is again husband and wife side by
side!--because we wanted her in the cotillons. You can give her to
Doctor Stein. Like and like, you know."
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