Problematic Characters: A NovelSpielhagen, Friedrich
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Problematic Characters: A Novel
Spielhagen, Friedrich
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"I believe your melancholy is contagious, dottore," said Albert, after
they had walked for some time silently by each other. "How can a man of
your cleverness allow himself to be thus influenced by the weather, or
whatever else it may be! You melancholy men are, after all, odd
creatures! You are always going from one extreme to the other. Horace's
_aurea mediocritas_ has been preached to you in vain. You will not
listen to it, because your pride is offended at being taught to be
mediocre, and yet you ought to see that we mediocre children of nature
are ten thousand times happier than you. Really, dottore, your
portrait, taken at this moment, might be hung up among the family
portraits of the Grenwitz up stairs; no one would doubt your being a
member. They all look so miserably melancholy. It seems to me the whole
race shows that every one of them must go to the dogs, one way or
another, and surely they have done it, as far as I know, without
exception so far. The faces--I examined them to-day after dinner, one
by one--would make admirable illustrations for terrible robber and
murder stories. They speak of a thousand evil deeds, of nights of hard
drinking, and, above all, of many, many fair women who have kissed them
till they died of them. For such faces must be perfectly irresistible
for women, especially when they belong, as in this case, to rich
barons. I was especially struck by Harald, the veritable rat-catcher of
Hameln. He is not as handsome as his cousin Oscar, whom you resemble,
by the way, strikingly when you look so dismal as just now,--but he
looks the very type of this grandly noble and greatly dangerous race,
with his large, seductive blue eyes, and his delicate and yet so
voluptuous lips."
"You really do me undeserved honor, if you couple me thus
unceremoniously with this noble set," said Oswald.
"No, jesting aside," replied Albert, "you really have in your face the
fatal feature of the Grenwitz race. I do not mean that as a compliment,
for others, for instance I myself, prefer decidedly not to have it. I
go even farther than that, I bet my plats against the estate, that if
you came in possession of the entail, you would lead the very same life
which has heretofore been the hereditary manner of life with the main
line. The side branch, which is now in possession, has sadly
degenerated."
"You really overwhelm me with your benevolence, and the good opinion
you seem to have of my talents and my inclinations."
"You may be as ironical as you choose. I insist upon it, you would do
just as these mad barons have done before, in spite of your pretended
aversion, which you perhaps only cherish like the dog that is put into
traces to pull a wheelbarrow, and snarls at the dog that is running
about free."
"But what in heaven's name makes you think so? What justifies your
presumption?"
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