Professor Tim & Paul Twyning : $b Comedies in three actsShiels, George
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Professor Tim & Paul Twyning : $b Comedies in three acts
Shiels, George
Comedy plays; English drama -- Irish authors
OLD DEEGAN. They’re off.... And in fifty years’ experience I’ve never
been as near beaten.... But all has turned out well in the end.... Mr.
O’Hagan has the agreements in his bag. I have no property now in the
world. You have the public-house, Patrick, and you, Daniel, have the
farm and Rose.... Let Daisy Mullan come back and do her worst....
_O’HAGAN takes out agreements and DEEGAN signs._
DAN. Just if her and Twyning ever comes back, fader....
DEEGAN. What do you mean, sir? Of course they’re coming back....
DAN [_looks out the window_]. I’m in flames, but I’ve my own notion
about them coming back! The car’s stopped at Mullan’s, getting out
shoot-cases....
DEEGAN. She wants to show off with her American trappings.
DAN. I’m in flames, but all’s not right! They’re away galloping down
the road and laughing like mad....
DEEGAN. They’ll not laugh so much when they come back and hear my
offer....
PATRICK _and_ MRS. DEEGAN. Ay, when they come back!
DAN. I’m in flames, Paul’s kissing the ould Yankee like a
steam-engine.... And she’s letting him.... [_Turns from the
window._] Honest to God, amen, fader, I believe Paul and ould
Daisy ’ill never be....
DEEGAN. Will never what, sir?
DAN. Oh, nothing, fader. Of course you know best. You’re a highly
educated man.... And anyway, Paul or no Paul, Daisy or no Daisy, I’ve
got my Rose. Amen.
_He puts his arm round her as the Curtain falls._
THE END
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Transcriber’s Notes
This file uses _underscores_ to indicate italic text. Line spacing
around stage directions, and the capitalisation of names within stage
directions, have been standardised in this edition. Other changes from
the printed original:
• p. 19: Replaced “find” with “fine” in line “We’ve a fine hall door,
sir.”
• p. 30: Replaced “Am’t” with “Amn’t” in line “Amn’t I a hero?”
• p. 39: Replaced “bag-gate” with “baggage” in line “Have I no personal
baggage at all?”
• p. 43: Removed blank line after line “I can crawl back the road I
come.”
• p. 82: Added period after scene description “His valise is lying on
the floor.”
• p. 94: Added comma to line “I’ll put off this jacket, I’m warm.”
• p. 39: Added hyphen to “conversation-lozenger” in line “And didn’t
you slip her a conversation-lozenger....”
• p. 182: Replaced “is’nt” with “isn’t” in line “It’s just as well for
you it isn’t the Four Courts.”
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