—till, as you stand upon some eminence, you see, stretching to the
eastward of each tract of older trees, a long cloud of younger ones, like
a green comet’s tail—I wish their substance was as yielding this day.
Truly beautiful—grand indeed to me it is—to see young live Nature thus
carrying on a great savage process in the heart of this old and seemingly
all-artificial English land; and reproducing here, as surely as in the
Australian bush, a native forest, careless of mankind. Still, I wish it
were easier to ride through. Stiff are those Scotchmen, and close and
stout they stand by each other, and claw at you as you twist through
them, the biggest aiming at your head, or even worse, at your knees;
while the middle-sized slip their brushes between your thigh and the
saddle, and the little babies tickle your horse’s stomach, or twine about
his fore-feet. Whish—whish; we are enveloped in what seems an atmosphere
of scrubbing-brushes. Fain would I shut my eyes: but dare not, or I
shall ride against a tree. Whish—whish; alas for the horse which cannot
wind and turn like a hare! Plunge—stagger. What is this? A broad line
of ruts; perhaps some Celtic track-way, two thousand years old, now
matted over with firs; dangerous enough out on the open moor, when only
masked by a line of higher and darker heath: but doubly dangerous now
when masked by dark undergrowth. You must find your own way here, mare.
I will positively have nothing to do with it. I disclaim all
responsibility. There are the reins on your neck; do what you will, only
do something—and if you can, get forward, and not back.
There is daylight at last, and fresh air. I trot contemptuously through
the advanced skirmishers of the Scotch invading army; and watch my
friends some mile and a half off, who have threaded a practicable
track-way through a long dreary yellow bog, too wet for firs to root in,
and are away in ‘a streamer.’ Now a streamer is produced in this wise.
There is but one possible gap in a bank, one possible ford in a brook;
one possible path in a cover; and as each man has to wait till the man
before him gets through, and them gallops on, each man loses twenty yards
or more on the man before him: wherefore, by all laws of known
arithmetic, if ten men tail through a gap, then will the last of the ten
find himself two hundred yards behind the foremost, which process several
times repeated, produces the phenomenon called a streamer, viz. twenty
men galloping absurdly as hard as they can, in a line half a mile long,
and in humours which are celestial in the few foremost, contented in the
central, and gradually becoming darker in the hindmost; till in the last
man they assume a hue altogether Tartarean. Farewell, brave gentlemen!
I watch, half sadly, half self-contented, the red coats scattered like
sparks of fire over hill and dale, and turn slowly homeward, to visit my
old women.
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