Psmith in the CityWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Psmith in the City
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
'I will leap at it at once,' said Psmith cordially.
Mike went back to his department.
The day passed quickly. Mr Waller, in the intervals of work, talked a
good deal, mostly of Edward, his doings, his sayings, and his
prospects. The only thing that seemed to worry Mr Waller was the
problem of how to employ his son's almost superhuman talents to the
best advantage. Most of the goals towards which the average man strives
struck him as too unambitious for the prodigy.
By the end of the day Mike had had enough of Edward. He never wished to
hear the name again.
We do not claim originality for the statement that things never happen
quite as one expects them to. We repeat it now because of its profound
truth. The Edward's pneumonia episode having ended satisfactorily (or,
rather, being apparently certain to end satisfactorily, for the
invalid, though out of danger, was still in bed), Mike looked forward
to a series of days unbroken by any but the minor troubles of life. For
these he was prepared. What he did not expect was any big calamity.
At the beginning of the day there were no signs of it. The sky was blue
and free from all suggestions of approaching thunderbolts. Mr Waller,
still chirpy, had nothing but good news of Edward. Mike went for his
morning stroll round the office feeling that things had settled down
and had made up their mind to run smoothly.
When he got back, barely half an hour later, the storm had burst.
There was no one in the department at the moment of his arrival; but a
few minutes later he saw Mr Waller come out of the manager's room, and
make his way down the aisle.
It was his walk which first gave any hint that something was wrong. It
was the same limp, crushed walk which Mike had seen when Edward's
safety still hung in the balance.
As Mr Waller came nearer, Mike saw that the cashier's face was deadly
pale.
Mr Waller caught sight of him and quickened his pace.
'Jackson,' he said.
Mike came forward.
'Do you--remember--' he spoke slowly, and with an effort, 'do you
remember a cheque coming through the day before yesterday for a hundred
pounds, with Sir John Morrison's signature?'
'Yes. It came in the morning, rather late.'
Mike remembered the cheque perfectly well, owing to the amount. It was
the only three-figure cheque which had come across the counter during
the day. It had been presented just before the cashier had gone out to
lunch. He recollected the man who had presented it, a tallish man with
a beard. He had noticed him particularly because of the contrast
between his manner and that of the cashier. The former had been so very
cheery and breezy, the latter so dazed and silent.
'Why,' he said.
'It was a forgery,' muttered Mr Waller, sitting down heavily.
Mike could not take it in all at once. He was stunned. All he could
understand was that a far worse thing had happened than anything he
could have imagined.
'A forgery?' he said.
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