Psmith in the CityWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Psmith in the City
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
'How curious, Comrade Gregory,' mused Psmith, as they went, 'are the
workings of Fate! A moment back, and your life was a blank. Comrade
Jackson, that prince of Fixed Depositors, had gone. How, you said to
yourself despairingly, can his place be filled? Then the cloud broke,
and the sun shone out again. _I_ came to help you. What you lose
on the swings, you make up on the roundabouts. Now show me what I have
to do, and then let us make this department sizzle. You have drawn a
good ticket, Comrade Gregory.'
27. At Lord's
Mike got to Lord's just as the umpires moved out into the field. He
raced round to the pavilion. Joe met him on the stairs.
'It's all right,' he said. 'No hurry. We've won the toss. I've put you
in fourth wicket.'
'Right ho,' said Mike. 'Glad we haven't to field just yet.'
'We oughtn't to have to field today if we don't chuck our wickets
away.'
'Good wicket?'
'Like a billiard-table. I'm glad you were able to come. Have any
difficulty in getting away?'
Joe Jackson's knowledge of the workings of a bank was of the slightest.
He himself had never, since he left Oxford, been in a position where
there were obstacles to getting off to play in first-class cricket. By
profession he was agent to a sporting baronet whose hobby was the
cricket of the county, and so, far from finding any difficulty in
playing for the county, he was given to understand by his employer that
that was his chief duty. It never occurred to him that Mike might find
his bank less amenable in the matter of giving leave. His only fear,
when he rang Mike up that morning, had been that this might be a
particularly busy day at the New Asiatic Bank. If there was no special
rush of work, he took it for granted that Mike would simply go to the
manager, ask for leave to play in the match, and be given it with a
beaming smile.
Mike did not answer the question, but asked one on his own account.
'How did you happen to be short?' he said.
'It was rotten luck. It was like this. We were altering our team after
the Sussex match, to bring in Ballard, Keene, and Willis. They couldn't
get down to Brighton, as the 'Varsity had a match, but there was
nothing on for them in the last half of the week, so they'd promised to
roll up.'
Ballard, Keene, and Willis were members of the Cambridge team, all very
capable performers and much in demand by the county, when they could
get away to play for it.
'Well?' said Mike.
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