Psmith in the CityWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Psmith in the City
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
A beautiful glide to leg by the greatest of the Jacksons had rolled up
against the pavilion rails. The fieldsmen changed across for the next
over.
'If only Peters stops a bit--' began Mike, and broke off. Peters' off
stump was lying at an angle of forty-five degrees.
'Well, he hasn't,' said Reggie grimly. 'Silly ass, why did he hit at
that one? All he'd got to do was to stay in with Joe. Now it's up to
you. Do try and do something, or we'll be out under the hundred.'
Mike waited till the outcoming batsman had turned in at the
professionals' gate. Then he walked down the steps and out into the
open, feeling more nervous than he had felt since that far-off day when
he had first gone in to bat for Wrykyn against the M.C.C. He found his
thoughts flying back to that occasion. Today, as then, everything
seemed very distant and unreal. The spectators were miles away. He had
often been to Lord's as a spectator, but the place seemed entirely
unfamiliar now. He felt as if he were in a strange land.
He was conscious of Joe leaving the crease to meet him on his way. He
smiled feebly. 'Buck up,' said Joe in that robust way of his which was
so heartening. 'Nothing in the bowling, and the wicket like a shirt-front.
Play just as if you were at the nets. And for goodness' sake don't try to
score all your runs in the first over. Stick in, and we've got them.'
Mike smiled again more feebly than before, and made a weird gurgling
noise in his throat.
It had been the Middlesex fast bowler who had destroyed Peters. Mike
was not sorry. He did not object to fast bowling. He took guard, and
looked round him, taking careful note of the positions of the slips.
As usual, once he was at the wicket the paralysed feeling left him. He
became conscious again of his power. Dash it all, what was there to be
afraid of? He was a jolly good bat, and he would jolly well show them
that he was, too.
The fast bowler, with a preliminary bound, began his run. Mike settled
himself into position, his whole soul concentrated on the ball.
Everything else was wiped from his mind.
28. Psmith Arranges his Future
It was exactly four o'clock when Psmith, sliding unostentatiously from
his stool, flicked divers pieces of dust from the leg of his trousers,
and sidled towards the basement, where he was wont to keep his hat
during business hours. He was aware that it would be a matter of some
delicacy to leave the bank at that hour. There was a certain quantity
of work still to be done in the Fixed Deposits Department--work in
which, by rights, as Mike's understudy, he should have lent a
sympathetic and helping hand. 'But what of that?' he mused,
thoughtfully smoothing his hat with his knuckles. 'Comrade Gregory is a
man who takes such an enthusiastic pleasure in his duties that he will
go singing about the office when he discovers that he has got a double
lot of work to do.'
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