Pugilistica: The History of British Boxing, Volume 3 (of 3): Containing Lives of the Most Celebrated Pugilists; Full Reports of Their Battles from Contemporary Newspapers, With Authentic Portraits, Personal Anecdotes, and Sketches of the Principal Patrons of the Prize Ring, Forming a Complete History of the Ring from Fig and Broughton, 1719-40, to the Last Championship Battle Between King and Heenan, in December 1863Miles, Henry Downes
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Pugilistica: The History of British Boxing, Volume 3 (of 3): Containing Lives of the Most Celebrated Pugilists; Full Reports of Their Battles from Contemporary Newspapers, With Authentic Portraits, Personal Anecdotes, and Sketches of the Principal Patrons of the Prize Ring, Forming a Complete History of the Ring from Fig and Broughton, 1719-40, to the Last Championship Battle Between King and Heenan, in December 1863
Miles, Henry Downes
Boxing
REMARKS.――Each time the Deaf’un appears in the ring, he
surprises us by his manifest improvement. True, Crawley
turned out a perfect novice, still the Deaf’un’s style
of hitting, stopping, and getting away from a powerful
and determined assailant was a clever demonstration of
the art of defence; while the way, when the time came,
in which he adminstered pepper with both hands at close
quarters was something astonishing. Burke walked to his
conveyance; he declared himself little hurt by
Crawley’s body blows. Poor Tim was carried to his
patron’s drag, and was soon conversable. He declared,
no doubt with truth, that he “Couldn’t for the life of
him make out how he was bate, at all, at all, no more
nor a babby.” Some of the fancy suggested that the
great Irish champion, Simon Byrne, with whom Jem Ward’s
fiasco of Leicester was yet rankling in the public
mind, might find his match in the Deaf’un; but this was
not yet to be.
The sky had how cleared and the wind abated, when some fun was
promised by a proposed fight between two well-known eccentric
characters in the fistic world. These were no other than the facetious
Tommy Roundhead, the trainer, and in after-time the “Secretary” to
Deaf Burke, and the renowned Frosty-faced Fogo, D.C.G. (Deputy
Commissary General), C.P.M. (Chief Purveyor of Max), and P.L.P.R.
(Poet Laureate to the Prize Ring), for all these honours had been
conferred on him by the Press. These illustrious wights had it seems
differed (so it is rumoured) about the etymology of a Greek verb, the
use of the digamma, or the literary attainments of Jack Scroggins; and
in one branch of the disputation Tommy had not only asserted his own
superiority in prose and poetry to the Laureate, but had offered to
back Scroggins against him in writing blank verse or hexameters. Fired
at the insult, the Frosty-faced’un tipped Tommy such a volley of
_black (letter) chaff_ that the latter declared himself quiet
dumb-founded and _nonplushed_; so he offered to post five bob, and to
fight Fogo in the same ring as Burke and Tim Crawley, just to settle
the knotty dispute. Frosty’s official duties having ceased with the
exit from the ring of the two principals, the Deputy Commissary
stepped into the middle of the ring, and “thrice called aloud for
Richmond” (we beg pardon, Roundhead). Before, however, he was “hoarse
with calling” Roundhead, Tommy appeared, ready stripped to the waist,
hopping through the mud like a pelted frog. Shouts of laughter greeted
his entrée to the ropes, and at once he of the Frosty-face, hearing
his defiance answered, began (unlike the Homeric heroes) to divest
himself of his panoply, and would have been quickly in his natural
buff suit, had not the ring filled with curious inquirers, anxious to
learn the cause of this unusual commotion. The matter explained, the
_literati_ (represented by the ring-reporters), the University
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