Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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Looking as we do at the above-bridge navy, in a large and national
light, we are not inclined to go into critical details, such as are to
be met with, passim, in the shrewd and amusing work of The Passenger on
board the Bachelor. There may be something in the objection, that there
is no getting comfortably into one of these boats when one desires to go
by it. It may be true, that a boys neglecting to hold sufficiently
hard, may keep the steamer vibrating and Sliding about, within a yard
of the pier, without approaching it. But these are small considerations,
and we are not sure that the necessity of keeping a sharp look out, and
jumping aboard at precisely the right time, does not keep up that
national ingenuity which is not the least valuable part of the English
character. In the same light are we disposed to regard the occasional
running aground of these boats, which, at all events, is a fine
practical lesson of patience to the passengers. The collisions are not
so much to our taste, and these, we think, though useful to a certain
extent for inculcating caution, should be resorted to as rarely as
possible.
We have not gone into the system of signals and hand motions, if we
may be allowed to use a legal term, by which the whole of this navy is
regulated; but these, and other details, may, perhaps, be the subject of
some future article for we are partial to
A sailor picking the pocket of a man dozing at a bar table. TAKING IT
EASY.
CORRESPONDENCE. Newcastle-street, July , 1841.
MR. PUNCH,Little did I think wen ive bin a gaping and starin at you
in the streats, that i shud ever happli to you for gustice. Isntet a
shame that peeple puts advurtusmints in the papers for a howsmaid for a
lark, as it puts all the poor survents out of plaice into a dredfool
situashun.
As i alwuss gets a peep at the paper on the landin as i takes it up for
breckfus, i was unfoughtunite enuf to see a parathingem-me-bobfor a
howsmaid, wanted in a nobblemans fameli. On course, a young woman has a
rite to better hursef if she can; so I makes up my mind at wuncehas i
oney has sicks pouns a ear, and finds my own t and shuggari makes up my
mind to arsk for a day out; which, has the cold mutting was jest enuf
for mastur and missus without me, was grarnted me. I soon clears up the
kitshun, and goes up stares to clean mysef. I puts on my silk gronin-
napple gownd, and my lase pillowrin, likewise my himitashun vermin
tippit, (give me by my cussen Harry, who keeps kumpany with me on hot-
dinner days), also my tuskin bonnit, parrersole, and blacbag; and i
takes mysef orf to South-street, but what was my felines, wen, on
wringing the belle, a boy anserd the daw, with two roes of brarse beeds
down his jacket.
Can i speek a word with the futman? says i, in my ingaugingist manner.
im futman, says he.
Then the cook, says i.
We arnt no cook, says he.
No cook! says i, almose putrifide with surprise; you must be jokin
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