Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
This, as I said before, is perhaps one of the most graphic traits on
record of the peculiar disposition of the hero of Waterloo. It bespeaks
at once the soldier and the politician. He answers the letter with
military precision, but with political astutenesshe pretends to be
ignorant of the object I had in sending it. His ready reply was the
first impulse of the man; his crafty and guarded mode of expression was
the cautious act of the minister. Had I been disposed to have written a
second time to my illustrious correspondent, I now had a fine
opportunity of doing so; but I preferred letting the matter drop, and
from that day to this, all communication between myself and the duke has
ceased. I shall not be the first to take any step for the purpose of
resuming it. The duke must, by this time, know me too well to suppose
that I have any desire to keep up a correspondence which could lead to
no practical result, and might only tear open afresh wounds that the
healing hand of time has long ago restored to their former salubrity.
It may be expected I should say a few words of the dukes person. He
generally wears a frock coat, and rides frequently on horseback. His
nose is slightly curved; but there is nothing peculiar in his hat or
boots, the latter of which are, of course, Wellingtons. His habits are
still those of a soldier, for he gets up and goes to bed again much as
he was accustomed to do in the days of the Peninsula. His speeches in
Parliament I have never heard; but I have read some of them in the
newspapers. He is now getting old; but I cannot tell his exact age: and
he has a son who, if he should survive his father, will undoubtedly
attain to the title of Duke of Wellington.
EXTRAORDINARY OPERATION. Royal Dispensary for Diseases of the Ear. Our
esteemed friend and staunch supporter Colonel Sibthorp has lately, in
the most heroic manner, submitted to an unprecedented and wonderfully
successful operation. Our gallant friend was suffering from a severe
elongation of the auricular organs; amputation was proposed, and
submitted to with most heroic patience. We are happy to state the only
inconvenience resulting from the operation is the establishment of a new
hat block, and a slight difficulty of recognition on the part of some of
his oldest friends.
EXTRAORDINARY ASSIZE INTELLIGENCE. One of the morning papers gave its
readers last week a piece of extraordinary assize intelligence,
headedCutting a wifes throatbefore Mr. Serjeant Taddy We advise the
learned Serjeant to look to this: tis a too serious joke to be set down
as an accessary to the cutting of a wifes throat.
A SPOKE IN SYS WHEEL! For Irelands weal! hear turncoat Sy rave,
Whod trust the wheel that ownd so sad a knave?
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