Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
A popular encyclopædia of the requisites for gentilitya
companion to the toilet, the salons, the Queens Bench, the streets, and
the police-stations, has long been felt to be a desideratum by every one
aspiring to good-breeding. The few works which treat on the subject have
all become as obselete as hot cockles and crambo. The geste of King
Horne, the ??S?????? of King Jamie, Peachams Complete Gentleman,
The Poesye of princelye Practice, Dame Juliana Berners Book of St.
Albans, and The Jewel for Gentrie, are now confined to bibliopoles
and bookstalls. Even more modern productions have shared the same fate.
The Whole Duty of Man has long been consigned to the trunk-maker,
Chesterfields Letters are now dead letters, and the Young Man
lights his cigar with his Best Companion. It is true, that in lieu of
these, several works have emanated from the press, adapted to the change
of manners, and consequently admirably calculated to supply their
places. We need only instance The Flash Dictionary, The Book of
Etiquette, A Guide to the Kens and Cribs of London, The whole Art of
Tying the Cravat, and The Hand-book of Boxing; but it remains for us
to remove the disadvantages which attend the acquirement of each of
these noble arts and sciences in a detached form.
The possessor of an inquiring and genteel mind has now to wander for his
politeness to Paternoster-row22. Book of Etiquette. Longman and Co.;
to Pierce Egan, for his knowledge of men and manners; and to Owen Swift,
for his knightly accomplishments, and exercises of chivalry.
We undertake to collect and condense these scattered radii into one
brilliant focus, so that a gentleman, by reading his own book, may be
made acquainted with the best means of ornamenting his own, or
disfiguring a policemans, personhow to conduct himself at the dinner-
table, or at the bar of Bow-streethow to turn a compliment to a lady,
or carry on a chaff with a cabman.
These are high and noble objects! A wider field for social elevation
cannot well be imagined. Our plan embraces the enlightenment and
refinement of every scion of a noble house, and all the junior clerks in
the government officesfrom the happy recipient of an allowance of 50£
per month from the Governor, to the dashing acceptor of a salary of
thirty shillings a week from a highly-respectable house in the Cityfrom
the gentleman who occupies a suite of apartments in the Clarendon, to
the lodger in the three-pair back, in an excessively back street at
Somers Town.
With these incentives, we will proceed at once to our great and glorious
task, confident that our exertions will be appreciated, and obtain for
us an introduction into the best circles.
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