Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
From room to room, from height to height;
It was such pleasant exercise,
And gave me such an appetite!
Yes! when the dinner-hour arrived,
For me they never had to wait,
I was the first to take my chair,
And spread my ample napkin straight.
And if they did not quickly come,
After the dinner-bell had knolld,
I just ran up my private stairs,
To say the things were getting cold!
But now, farewell, ye pantry steams,
(The sweets of premiership to me),
Ye gravies, relishes, and creams,
Malmsey and Port, and Burgundy!
Full well I mind the days gone by,
Twas nought but sleep, and wake, and dine;
Then John and Pal sang o their luck,
And fondly sae sang I o mine!
But now, how sad the scene, and changed!
Johnny and Pal are glad nae mair!
Oh! banks and braes o Buckingham!
How can you bloom sae fresh and fair!
CHELSEA. (From our own Correspondent.) This delightful watering-place is
filling rapidly. The steam-boats bring down hundreds every day, and in
the evening take them all back again. Mr. Jones has engaged a lodging
for the week, and other families are spoken of. A ball is also talked
about; but it is not yet settled who is to give it, nor where it is to
be given. The promenading along the wooden pier is very general at the
leaving of the packets, and on their arrival a great number of persons
pass over it. There are whispers of a band being engaged for the season;
but, as there will not be room on the pier for more than one musician,
it has been suggested to negotiate with the talented artist who plays
the drum with his knee, the cymbals with his elbow, the triangle with
his shoulder, the bells with this head, and the Pans pipes with his
mouththus uniting the powers of a full orchestra with the compactness
of an individual. An immense number of Margate slippers and donkeys have
been imported within the last few days, and there is every probability
of this pretty little peninsula becoming a formidable rival to the old-
established watering-places.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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