Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
But it is the next scene that the author seems to have reserved for
putting forth his strongest powers of burlesque and broad humour.
Isabella and Castaldo are together; the latter feels a little afraid to
murder Martinuzzi, but is impelled to the deed by a thousand imaginary
torches, which he fears will hurry his moth-like soul into their
blinding sun-beams, till it (the soul) is scorched into cinders.
Castaldo appears, in truth, a very bad barber of murders; for, as he is
rushing out to
Strike the tyrant downin crimson streams
Rend every nerve,
Isabella has the shrewdness to discover that he is without a weapon.
Important omission! The incipient assassin exclaims
Oh! that I had my sword!
but at that moment (clever, dramatic contrivance!)
[Enter CZERINA, with a drawn sword.]
CZERINA. Theres one! Thine own!
Far from being grateful for this opportune supply of ways and means for
murder. Castaldo calls the bilbo a fated aspic, upon the edge of which
his eye-balls crack to look, and makes a raving exit from the stage,
to a roaring laugh from the audience.
It is quite clear to Isabella, from his extreme carelessness about his
tools, that Castaldo is not safely to be trusted with a job which
requires so much tact and business-like exactitude as the capital
offence. She therefore shows a phial, which she intends, occasion
suiting, for Martinuzzis bane; thereby hinting that, if Castaldo
fail with his steel medicine, she is ready with a surer potion.
The next scene, being the last, was ushered in with acclamations. The
stage, as is always in that case made and provided, was full. There is a
young gentleman on a throne, and Czerina beside it, having been somehow
ungallantly deposed. Martinuzzi expresses a wish to drink somebodys
health, and this being the fitting opportunity mentioned by the author
in the scene preceeding, Isabella empties the phial of her wrath into
the beverage, and the Cardinal quenches his thirst with a most
intemperate draught. It is now duly announced, that Castaldo is, with
naked sword, approaching. That gentleman appears, and makes a speech
long enough for any man who has had such plain warning of what is to
happeneven a cardinal encumbered with a spangled dressing-gownto get a
mile out of his way. The speech quite ended, he goes to work, and with
this from King Ferdinand, thrusts at Martinuzzi. Czerina, however,
throws herself, with great skill, on the point of the sword, and dies.
Another long harangue from Castaldowhich, as he is evidently broken-
winded from exertion, is pronounced in tiny snatchesand he dies with a
ha! for wantlike many greater menof breath.
Meanwhile, the poison makes Martinuzzi exceedingly uncomfortable in the
stomachic regions. He is quite sure
That hath been done to me which sends me star-ward!
but in his progress thither he evidently loses his way; for he ends the
play by inquiring
WHERE IS THE WORLD?
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