Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
The horse is a noble animal, as a gentleman once wittily observed,
when he found himself, for the first time in his life, in a position to
make love; and we beg leave to repeat the remarkthe horse is a noble
animal, whether we consider him in his usefulness or in his beauty;
whether caparisoned in the chamfrein and demi-peake of the chivalry of
olden times, or scarcely fettered and surmounted by the snaffle and hog-
skin of the present; whether he excites our envy when bounding over the
sandy deserts of Arabia, or awakens our sympathies when drawing sand
from Hampstead and the parts adjacent; whether we see him as romance
pictures him, foaming in the lists, or bearing, through flood and
field, the brave, the beautiful, and the benighted; or, as we know him
in reality, the companion of our pleasures, the slave of our
necessities, the dislocator of our necks, or one of the performers at
our funeral; whetherbut we are not drawing a bill in Chancery.
With such impressions in favour of the horse, we have ever felt a deep
anxiety about those to whom his conduct and comfort are confided.
The breederwe envy.
The breakerwe pity.
The ownerwe esteem.
The groomwe respect.
AND
The ostlerwe pay.
Do not suppose that we wish to cast a slur upon the latter personage,
but it is too much to require that he who keeps a caravansera should
look upon every wayfarer as a brother. It is thus with the ostler: his
feelings are never allowed to twine
Around one object, till he feels his heart
Of its sweet being form a deathless part.
Noto rub them down, give them a quartern and three penorth, and not
too much water, are all that he has to connect him with the offspring of
Childers, Eclipse, or Pot-8-os; ergo, we pay him.
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