Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Hallo! thats Tom! Yesthere he comes laughing out of Box 4, with
three othersall first coachmen. One is making some very significant
motions to the potboy at the Ram and Radish, and, lo! Ganymede appears
with a foaming tankard of ale. Tom has taken his seat on an inverted
pail, and the others are grouped easily, if not classically, around him.
One is resting his head between the prongs of a stable-fork; another is
spread out like the Colossus of Rhodes; whilst a gentleman in a blue
uniform has thrown himself into an attitude à la Cribb, with the
facetious intention of letting daylight into the wittling department
of the pot-boy of the Ram and Radish.
Tom has blown the froth from the tankard, and (as he elegantly
designates it) bit his name in the pot. A second has looked at the
makers name; and another has taken one of those positive draughts
which evince a settled conviction that it is a last chance.
Our friend has thrust his hands into the deepest depths of his breeches-
pocket, and cocking one eye at the afore-named blue uniform, asks
Will you back the bay?
The inquiry has been made in such a do-if-you-dare tone, that to
hesitate would evince a cowardice unworthy of the first coachman to the
first peer in Belgrave-square, and a leg of mutton and trimmings are
duly entered in a greasy pocket-book, as dependent upon the result of
the Derby.
The son of Tros, fair Ganymede, is again called into requisition, and
the party are getting, as Tom says, As happy as Harry Stockracy.
Ive often heerd that chap mentioned, remarks the blue uniform, but I
never seed no one as knowd him.
No more did I, replies Tom, though he must be a fellow such as us, up
to everything.
All the coachmen cough, strike an attitude, and look wise.
Now here comes a sort of chap I despises, remarks Tom, pointing to a
steady-looking man, without encumbrance, who had just entered the yard,
evidently a coachman to a pious family; see him handle a hoss.
Smearsmearlike bees-waxing a table. Nothing varminty about himnothing
of this sort of thing (spreading himself out to the gaze of his admiring
auditory), but I suppose hes useful with slow cattle, and thats a
consolation to us as cant abear them. And with this negative
compliment Tom has broken up his conversazione.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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