Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
The arrangement of incidents in this piece was evidently an appeal to
the ingenuity of the audienceour own penetration failed, however, in
unravelling the plot. There was a drunken, gaming, dissipated student of
St. Johns, Cambridgea friend in a slouched hat and an immense pair of
jack-boots, and a lady who delicately invites her lover (the hero) to a
private interview and a cold collation. There is something about a
five-hundred-pound note and a gambling-tablea heavy throw of the dice,
and a heavier speech on the vices of gaming, by a likeness of the
portrait of Dr. Dilworth that adorns the spelling-books. The hero rushes
off in a state of distraction, and is followed by the jack-boots in
pursuit; the enormous strides of which leave the pursued but little
chance, though he has got a good start.
At another time two gentlemen appear in kilts, who pass their time in a
long dialogue, the purport of which we were unable to catch, for they
were conversing in stage-Scotch. A man then comes forward bearing a
clever resemblance to the figure-head of a snuff-shop, and after a few
words with about a dozen companions, the entire body proceed to fight a
battle; which is immediately done behind the scenes, by four pistols, a
crash, and the double-drummer, whose combined efforts present us with a
representation ofas the bills kindly inform usthe Battle of
Culloden! The hero is taken prisoner; but the villain is shot, and his
jack-boots are cut off in their prime.
James Dawson is not despatched so quickly; he takes a great deal of
dying,the whole of the third act being occupied by that inevitable
operation. Newgatea stock scene at this theatrean execution, a lady
in black and a state of derangement, a muffled drum, and a view of
Kennington Common, terminate the life of James Dawson, who, we had
the consolation to observe, from the apathy of the audience, will not be
put to the trouble of dying for more than half-a-dozen nights longer.
Before the Syncretic Society publishes its next octavo on the state of
the Drama, it should send a deputation to the Victoria. There they will
observe the written and acted drama in the lowest stage it is possible
for even their imaginations to conceive. Even Martinuzzi will bear
comparison with the Life and Death of James Dawson.
THE BOARDING SCHOOL. At the Boarding School established by Mr. Bernard
in the Haymarket Theatre, young ladies are instructed in flirting and
romping, together with the use of the eyes, at the extremely moderate
charges of five and three shillings per lesson; those being the prices
of admission to the upper and lower departments of Mr. Websters
academy, which is hired for the occasion by that accomplished professor
of punmanship Bayle Bernard. The course of instruction was, on the
opening of the seminary, as follows:
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