Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
THE EXPLOSIVE BOX. Sir Hussey Vivian was relating to Sir Robert Peel the
failure of the Duke of Normandies experiment with a terrible self-
explosive box, which he had buried in a mound at Woolwich, in the
expectation that it would shortly blow up, but which still remains
there, to the great terror of the neighbourhood, who are afraid to
approach the spot where this destructive engine is interred. Sir Robert,
on hearing the circumstance, declared that Lord John Russell had served
him the same trick, by burying the corn-law question under the Treasury
bench. No one knew at what moment it might explode, and blow them to .
The question, he added, now iswho will dig it out?
EXCLUSIVE INTELLIGENCE. (From OUR West-end and The Observers
Correspondent.) We have every reason to believe, unless a very
respectable authority, on whom we are in the habit of relying, has
grievously imposed upon us, that a very illustrious personage has
consulted a certain exalted individual as to whether a certain other
person, no less exalted than the latter, but not so illustrious as the
former, shall be employed in a certain approaching event, which at
present is involved in the greatest uncertainty. Another individual, who
is more dignified than the third personage above alluded to, but not
nearly so illustrious as the first, and not half so exalted as the
second, has nothing whatever to do with the matter above hinted at, and
it is not at all probable that he will be ever in the smallest way mixed
up with it. For this purpose we have cautiously abstained from giving
his name, and indeed only allude to him that there may be no
misapprehension on this very delicate subject.
ANIMAL MAGNETISM. The Times gives a horrible description of some
mesmeric experiments by a M. Delafontaine, by which a boy was deprived
of all sensation. We suspect that some one has been operating upon the
Poor Law Commissioners, for their total want of feeling is a mesmeric
phenomenon.
ON SIR EDWARD LYTTON BULWER, BART., not M.P. FOR LINCOLN. That Bulwers
from fair Lincoln bannd,
Doth threaten evil days;
For, having much waste time on hand,
Alas! hell scribble plays.
[pg 29] THE NEW HOUSE. This is the House that Jack (Bull) built. Once
there lived, as old histories learnedly show, a
Great sailor and shipbuilder, named MISTER NOAH,
Who a hulk put together, so wondrousno doubt of it
That all sorts of creatures could creep in and out of it.
Things with heads, and without heads, things dumb, things loquacious,
Things with tails, and things tail-less, things tame, and things
pugnacious;
Rats, lions, curs, geese, pigeons, toadies and donkeys,
Bears, dormice, and snakes, tigers, jackals, and monkeys:
In short, a collection so curious, that no man
Eer since could with NOAH compare as a show-man
At length, JOHNNY BULL, with that clever fat head of his,
Designd a much stranger and comical edifice,
To be calld his NEW HOUSEa queer sort of menagerie
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