Passengers, who have rushed off to secure "first Cab," stand bewildered
on the edge of the Platform. Ladies are huddled helplessly together,
ruefully surveying their baggage. Indignant individuals are asking
questions; and the possession of every inch of room in two fortunate
Omnibuses is being fiercely contested, with very little regard to the
route about to be taken by these vehicles._
_Indignant Gentleman (who has a habit of constituting himself
the stern representative of Public Opinion)._ No Cabs!
Halloa!--Stationmaster--Guard--Hi--you Sir--Here; what's the meaning of
this?
_Station Officer (respectfully, but sadly)._ Cabs struck, Sir, I'm sorry
to say.
_Hopeless Lady (who has a happy faculty of seeing the worst at a
glance)._ Oh! I was sure something dreadful would happen.
_Indignant Gentleman._ Cabs struck? What the devil! eh--d'ye mean to
tell me--struck!
_Officer._ Not a Cab to be had all over London!
_Indignant Gentleman (whom the unhappy passengers have already begun to
look up to, so imposing is his manner)._ Here's a pretty state of
things--the blackguards! But they're punishable. They're bound to ply
for hire--it's illegal.
_Officer._ Can't say, Sir. But they've done it, any way.
[INDIGNANT GENTLEMAN _delivers a withering Philippic against the
Executive in general, and_ MR. FITZROY _in particular, which is
respectfully received by the Passengers, but does not excite much
attention from the Railway Officials, whom he threatens violently with
damages to a large amount_. THE UNPROTECTED FEMALE, _who has heard the
preceding dialogue, seems stupefied. She has not uttered even a cry or
an exclamation, but sits helpless and hopeless, amidst a barricade of
her luggage_.
_Practical Man (who has hitherto said nothing, but heard everything,--to
a Porter.)_ Can I get a man to carry my luggage?
_1st Porter._ We'll carry on it all outside the Station, Sir; there's
men there--
_2nd Porter (shouldering a mountain of Portmanteaus)._ And wehicles--
_3rd Porter (upheaving a similar load, and half to himself)._ Sich as
they is.
[_The Porters have by this time arrived at the luggage of_ THE
UNPROTECTED, _who still sits as if crushed by the blow_.
_Cheery Porter._ Now, Marm; jest sit up off the trunk, will ye--
_The Unprotected (suddenly awaking to a sense of her desolation)._
Oh!--where?
_Cheery Porter._ Anyvheres, ma'am; only let me ketch a hold. Now, JEM.
[_Her luggage is appropriated by the united efforts of two Porters,
who are bearing it off._
_Unprotected Female (vaguely following and clutching at the load.)_
Oh!--but where to? You never can--it's to 38, Great Coram Street--and
there's bottles in the bag,--by the name of JONES. Oh--please--couldn't
you--
_Cheery Porter._ All right, 'M. You'll p'raps get a trap outside. This
way, Ma'am--it's all right.
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