"In my last letter to you, I mentioned a few of the _Statutum ests_ of '_Tit._ XIV.' of the Oxford Statutes; and I now come to consider '_Tit._ XV.' of the same amusing work, premising that I shall confine my remarks to this _Tit._, as it would be a task of insufferable weariness--and one, I suppose, which like the discovery of the source of the Nile, no philanthropist would ever live to carry out--to attempt to explore the twenty-one _Tits._, which, with their _appendices_ branches, run through that immense tract of paper intended for the use of the academic youth (_in usum juventutis academicaæ_). But I may remark, _en passant_, as our 'lively neighbours' say--(I don't know French, _Mr. Punch_, but I like to quote it occasionally, as it shows refinement and education, and that you read the _Morning Post_, and all that sort of thing)--I may remark, that for the Vice-Chancellor to drive twenty-one of these _Tits._ in hand, and keep them well together, must be no ordinary act of JEHU-ism; and I think it would have added greatly to the effect of the late Commemoration, if they had put out illustrated posters, that the new Chancellor, 'acknowledged by the Press to be the premier jockey of the day, and without a Peer in the Westminster Circle,' would make his 'first public entrance into Oxford, driving TWENTY-ONE TITS IN HAND!' after which would, of course, follow 'the performances in the Theatre,' with 'the drolleries of the Caucasian Clown,' and 'the laughable farce of _The Phenomenon in a Doctor's gown.'_ I think something might have been made of that; but the hint may perhaps be taken against the next opportunity.