The chair having been taken by a MR. M'GLASHAN, or GREGALACH--we could not, as he himself gave the name, make out which--the proceedings commenced with an inarticulate solemnity. The Chairman then called upon MISS SMASHER--as we understood. He meant, however, MR. MAXSWILL, deacon and drysalter, who said--Gemman-ladies--hech!--that is, mabluvbraythren--an' sesthers--'a shink a neednafashmysel' to shplain zh' objeck o' zhis meet'n. (_Hum!_) 'Su mosportant objeck. Nashligion! Nashmorality! 'Scration o' Shabbas. Zha's zh' objeck--to preven' 'scration o' Shabbas (_Hum-um-m-m-m!_) Joost that. 'A shay, to preven' 'scration o' Shabbas. By op'nin' Crishlpalaceashunday. Na' ca' zhat 'scration o' Shabbas? Na' 'scration o' Shabbas?--then sh'like to ken wast ish. Not a Scosh quesh'n? Zha's an unco lee! Mosportant Scosh quesh'n. Joost your neebor's biggin in a low!--zha's a'. Infecsh'n spread like wildfire and brimson. Scotland catch't o' England (_Hech! hech! and laughter_). Open Crishpalace--open Brismusheum neist--open Nashgallery--open a' siccan places--enst'tutes--hawsoscience--aiblins leebraries--whilk is waur. Gar sinfuwretches taktobuiks! Sh' prospeck's awfu'! Hop a' shall nev' livetosee sic bocksli'nes i' Scotlum. Scosh a mol people. A molpeople an' ar'leegious people. 'Stroy 'leegion shap zh' varra base o' morality. 'Mortal BURNS (_Cheers_)--Cotter's Saturday Night (_Immense applause_) Eh? But open Crishpalace a Sun'ay and whosh's become o' Cotter's Sunday morrin'? Cotter's a' richt noo a Sun' mor'n. A'richt! Gin not at kirk--seekin' speeritchal cons'lation elsewhar. (_Hech, hech! hum-um-m-m!_) Takkin's nappie over his wee drappie in's ainhameithinglenook. Bet' be dune zhat zhan glowrin at peckturs, an' stotchies, an' stuff'dbirdies an' beasties, forbye lezzardancrawcadil deevles--objecks o' nashistory an' artanshiensh, an' ither warks o' darkness--o'zh Shabb's. Scollan ev' tollate sush 'scration o' Shabbash as zhash? (_Never, never!_) Weelzhen!--mush lay protest at zh' foot o' shrone. Temp'rate and 'shpeckful protesh!--mush be temp'rate and shpeckful! But firmansteady. An' plain--not be mishunstood. Joost as 'a stan' the noo o' mahurdies--joost as 'a shpeak--zh' firm and speckf'l temp't anshteady pro'st o' zh shober 'nabitantsh a Glassgie gains 'scration o' Shabbas. (_Tremendous cheers._) The speaker then proceeded to move a resolution, but found unfortunately that he could not see to read it. He was followed in speeches of a character similar to the above, by BAILLIE M'BREE, MR. SOTTIE M'QUAIGH, MR. PINTSTOUPIE, MR. WILLIEWAUCHT, and the REV. MR. TODDIEWHOSKIE. "_We are na fou'_" was then sung, and the meeting separated at a late hour in a state of excitement bordering on _delirium tremens_. [Illustration: A BIT OF SENTIMENT. (_Founded upon a Popular Song._) "WELL, FRANK! THIS DELIGHTFUL CAMP IS NEARLY OVER."