Puppets at Large: Scenes and Subjects from Mr Punch's ShowAnstey, F.
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Puppets at Large: Scenes and Subjects from Mr Punch's Show
Anstey, F.
English wit and humor
_January 6._--Went to Small Dance given by the Only Other Wax Doll (a
dreadful old frump!) on the Nursery Hearthrug. Room rather nicely
illuminated by coloured fire from grate, and a pyramid nightlight, but
floor poor. Didn't think much of the music--a fur monkey at the
Digitorium, and a woolly lamb who brought his own bellows, make _rather_
a feeble orchestra. Still, on the whole, enjoyed myself. Much admired.
Several young Ninepins, who are considered stuck-up, and keep a good
deal to their own set, begged to be introduced. Sat out one dance with a
Dice-box, who rattled away most amusingly. I understand he is quite an
authority on games, and anything that falls from his mouth is received
with respect. He is a great sporting character, too, and arranges all
the meetings on the Nursery Race-course, besides being much interested
in Backgammon. I _do_ like a Toy to have _manly_ tastes!
The Captain of a Wooden Marching Regiment quartered in the neighbourhood
was there in full uniform, but not dancing. Told me they _didn't_ in his
regiment. As his legs are made in one piece and glued on to a yellow
stand, inclined to think this was not mere military swagger. He seemed
considerably struck with me. Made an impression, too, on a rather
elderly India-rubber Ball. Snubbed him, as one of the Ninepins told me
he was considered "a bit of a bounder."
Some of the Composition Dolls, I could see, were perfectly _stiff_ with
spite and envy. Spent a very pleasant evening, not getting back to my
drawer till daylight. Too tired to write more.
_Mem._--Not to sit out behind the coal-scuttle another time!
_February 14._--Amount of attention I receive really quite embarrassing.
The Ninepins are too _absurdly_ devoted. One of them (the nicest of all)
told me to-day he had never been so completely bowled over in his whole
existence! I manage to play them off against each other, however. The
India-rubber Ball, too, is at my feet--and, naturally, I spurn him, but
he is so short-winded that nothing will induce him to rise. Though
naturally of an elastic temperament, he has been a good deal cast down
of late. I smile on him occasionally--just to keep the Ball rolling; but
it is becoming a frightful bore.
_March._--Have been presented with a charming pony-carriage, with two
piebald ponies that go by clock work. I wish, though, I was not expected
to share it with a _live kitten_! The kitten has no idea of repose, and
spoils the effect of the turn-out. Try not to seem aware of it--even
when it claws my frock. Rather interested in a young Skipjack, whom I
see occasionally; he is quite good-looking, in a common sort of way. I
talk to him now and then--it is something to do; and he is a new type,
so different from the Ninepins!
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